Almost had a fight today, tell me how would you react?
 

I was eating pizza with my mother in a local pizzeria, some drunk fat bitch came up to us, asked if she was Polish (we were talking Russian, she replied she was Italian - inside joke), on which she started yelling "no you're a polish whore, all polish bitches are whores".

My mother looks damn hot by the way and people often mistake me for her boyfriend whem I'm with her. Tell me, what's a suitable reaction to something like this? I was stunned, didn't say or do anything because this shit *never* happens to me, it happens to others, I look like someone you don't want to mess with. Then a minute later I felt sorry for not giving any reaction at all and I still do..

Whip out your cock and cock slap the chick

oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Wow that was wierd..she must have been drunk

ti idiot blat... nado bila yobnoot cyky chtob zaebalas!

I'd have killed the bitch.

stand up and knock her the fuck out,
no one diss respects my mom, that is one the worst showing of disrepects is making racist comments to a mom.

So some drunk bitch was yelling at your mother and calling her a whore in public? If that's what happened I would have put that fat bitch in a chokehold until she damn near died.

She was probably just jealous, being as it was a woman and she was drunk, you did the right thing, just ignore her.

Well she does for her age :321GFY and this jealousy of these old ugly fat bitches really pisses me off.

I would have taken some ass and kicked some names.

If they mistaken you for her boyfriend....prove them all wrong and get down and eat her yam.


(wtf) disregard that!

:Graucho

uc when i go out i carry a fake police badge, flash that baby around and it tends to shut ppl up

post a pic of your mom

http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/library/violence/gun.jpg

:) :thumbsup Works every time to shut dumb ass people the fuck up.

Post pics dude, we need to see what your mom looks like in order to judge.

pics

:321GFY There's plenty to jerk off to on GFY ;)

lay it out on the table

you made the story up didnt ya

didnt ya

common

this thread is useless without pics

I need one of those :)

You started it :Graucho

Hitting the bitch would have just gotten you locked up in front of your mother. Yelling at her or trying to reason would have just made the drunk go off more. You did the correct thing IMHO. Now if your mother wasn't there............

Why are you even talking to strangers?
FatBitch: "Are you Polish?"
You: "FUCK OFF"

end of drama

kudo's for you NOT getting violent.

You had to call the cops, after a lawyer, just to make some money out of the "drunk fat bitch" :2 cents:

if my mom didn't smack the fuck out of her i would have