im SO fucked
 

okay yesterday i went 100+ miles to get my girl the candy she wants and i bring it home and stupid fucking me sets it on top of my monitor

i left it there over night

i pick up the box and on the top of the box it has a see thru plastic thing ...and i look in it and the shit is all goofy and melting


im so fucked

she is is going to be awake any time now :(:(

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you are SOOOOOOO fucked

enjoy your last hours on this planet

cheers :glugglug

dude, it's the thought that counts .. You drove 100 miles for candy?

she gotta appreciate that (Whoopsh Whooopsh - whipping sound).



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i think you should be practicing the puppy dog face


act like you are mad at yourself, maybe she'll think it is cute and take pity on you.


the thought was still there after all

Put it back on the monitor or any other warm surface IMMEDIATELY, when she wakes up you take her in the shower and get her hot and horny, THEN you tell her you bought the most amazing chocolate and the only thing worthy of it is to eat it from her body :)

cut your hair for a present

Go again! :Graucho

to go along with the whooped statement and all those other ones

we did get my hair cut and a ' make over ' for me ... she didnt like my lazy look. the things i do


I like the whole put it back on the monitor thing or any hot surface

i was thinking of putting it in the shower room and start her shower for her and have the candys and roses in there so it wont look like my fuck up :Graucho

lol good advice

wonder what she got me ? :glugglug

Once y tell her wot u went through to get it she'll be more than happy..infact so will u be too i suspect

R.I.P

i was gonna say get a knife and try to carve it back to looking cool, but that idea you suggested is way better + you get to see some t & a :thumbsup

lol that isnt a bad idea either.. it is one big mass of chocolate so i could melt it even more and hope she sleeps for awhile and carve it into a heart and then if she ask why it taste like it is melted just tell her i made it !

werd2that idea