Last minute Valentine's Day gift?
 

What's something I can get my wife at the gas station on my way home tonight? Milk? Lottery tickets? Car wash? Those are all romantic, right?

one of those hanging air fresheners and some beef jerky

Flowers?

I don't think my gas station carries floral arrangement but I'll check with Zeke and Bubba just to make sure.

King sized snickers is the way to go.

get her some dick, make sure u put a bow on it

yeah man my valentine was pretty lame as well and I had to resort to the dick.

She's on that Atkins diet and she told me no candy. Maybe a gas station hot dog? Those things are tasty. Mmmmmmmmm....heat lamps.....

:1orglaugh

flowers

some oil and ice would be fine :)

Hey, I'm not made of money. Let's keep it UNDER $3 here.

king size? you dont wanna go overboard, you need to be able to top it for her birthday.. :2 cents:

I can tell you what to get but then it wouldn't be a surpise :1orglaugh