Ever break up with a girl and regret it?
 

seemed like a good idea until I remembered I HATE sleeping alone... :(

thinking about getting drunk tonight :)

Rubbing one out just DOESN'T compare to sex - your a total fool. You need another girl lined up before you break it off.

Drinking beer alone and spanking your monkey at GFY isn't healthy.

Yet another time when a Real Doll would fulfill all your needs.

Never actually, everytime I've done it's been LONG overdue.

Have been sleepign alone for 5 months now. I love it. And all my money actually goes directly into the bank. Fuck, Being single RULES THE MUFFIN FACTORY!!!

Cheshire, why don't you stop on by? We'll smoke a bowl, have a glass of wine or two and listen to some music.

You know, get to know each other a little better... :Graucho

BLASPHEMY!

word. I'm not used to this. I'm in distress.

I don't toke, and I only drink Old English 800 malt liquor. But do you think you can handle a classy broad like myself?

rowr

hell yeah, I can handle it until you get violent off the malt liquor.

I'll stick a case in the back of the Lexus and be on my way as soon as you give me your address

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you made a decision, you have to live with it and not second guess it...your not regreting the decision, your regretting being alone

hitting on cheshire and every girl that comes within a 100 yards of you is an awesome idea and i fully encourage it...i go through breakups often and know all of this quite well


good luck bro

I have a pattern of hitting on every girl in my environment until I hook one, once I get it in the house I turn into a hermit. Got everything I need right there :1orglaugh

kinda sorta not really

Who hasn't :P

Amen and ditto to that bro!

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you wanna know what's REALLY funny?

I actually just went downstairs and checked my icq to see if Cheshire msg'd me :glugglug

I may be new here but old enough to know that is very sad. Will she Fed Ex your balls back to ya?:Graucho

nah she's definitely the type to keep them. I only like evil women :thumbsup

my last ex-gf..... she took off with her ex to vegas.... i have that effect on women apparently...

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Yea, I did that bout a year ago! Been sleeping alone since, and I can say it's wierd.

jDoG

I think this is the best thing about being single, the wallet stays fatter!

jDoG

I hear you bro... Same case here... Been sleeping alone for almost 3 months now and I'm loving it....

But I also love all my girls and my 1 nights stands... Being single rules!

I'm about to tell my woman to hit the road and I know I'll regret it, but damn, all they do is bitch cause you're on the computer to much, spend your fucking money, eat your food, and bitch about the dog.

Speaking of dogs, I'm starting to think they are much better companions than women. You can fart around them and they don't give a shit, they don't hog the bed, they don't spend your money, a 25 cent biscuit and they're happy, and the best thing of all....THEY DON'T BITCH!

Well, it depends... Did you like her? If you didn't being alone is better for both of you. If you did care for her and things were workable that is rough. If you just miss sleeping next to someone or sex... Well, you'll have again with her or someone else. Though I do hear you. Whenever I have been broken up with a girl one of the things I miss is having her next to me in bed.

maybe for a day or two

Damn man, that's a shame. I hope everything works out for ya.

On another, completely separate note, I also hope you beat the living fuck out of Buff in New Orleans!

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Periodically yes:1orglaugh