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directfiesta 02-11-2004 03:10 PM
LOST and FOUND : CIA posts web site notice seeking Iraq WMD info ... LOL!!!
 
What's next???? What a bunch of idiots in that administration!

Quote:
CIA Posts Web Site Notice Seeking Iraq WMD Info
Wed February 11, 2004 04:25 PM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The CIA has gone public for information about the still elusive weapons of mass destruction in Iraq by posting a notice on its Web site offering rewards.
The "Iraqi Rewards Program" notice dated Tuesday seeks "specific and verifiable information" on the location of stocks of "recently made" chemical or biological weapons, missiles, unmanned aerial vehicles or their components.

U.S. intelligence agencies have been criticized for prewar estimates that said Iraq had weapons of mass destruction when none have been found post-war.

David Kay, who had led the U.S. hunt for banned weapons in Iraq until stepping down last month, said he did not believe that large stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons existed when the United States invaded.

The unspecified rewards were also offered for the location of chemical or biological laboratories and factories; development, production and test sites; and places where such materials were "secretly disposed."

The notice on www.cia.gov says: "The presence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq puts at risk the health and safety of all Iraqis. The U.S. Government offers rewards to Iraqis who give specific and verifiable information that helps Iraqis rid their country of these dangerous materials and devices."

People can respond on electronic forms in English or Arabic. The CIA said they were secure and would protect the information and identity of the sender.

Rewards were also offered for former leaders of Saddam Hussein's Baathist regime, including $10 million for information leading to the capture of Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, Saddam's former lieutenant who is the highest-ranking official on the Pentagon's top 55 most-wanted list still not found.

The CIA asked for information about imminent attacks by "insurgents or terrorists" and about individuals or groups obtaining explosives and other weapons to use against coalition and Iraqi security forces, schools, businesses and civilians.

Information was also sought about any travel agencies, nongovernmental organizations and front companies involved in providing documents and helping "terrorists" travel to Iraq.

HELLOOOOO !... They don't exist , ... except in the mind of a few warmonger lunatics

Now, " The presence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq puts at risk the health and safety of all Iraqis "
I tought it was a imminent threat to the US.... Oh well, with all the money you are spend9ing in Iraq, maybe you can consider them as americans....

:1orglaugh


http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...ryID=433826 8


http://www.cia.gov/cia/english_rewards.htm


I hope that disease is not contagious....

Manowar 02-11-2004 03:17 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BTW , anyone on GFY seen osama recently - i want to claim the reward

JFK 02-11-2004 03:18 PM
he he he .........:1orglaugh what a bunch of loozers, trying to cover Bush's ass after the fact :321GFY

lurking 02-11-2004 03:18 PM
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Originally posted by Manowar
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BTW , anyone on GFY seen osama recently - i want to claim the reward
he will be 'captured' 3 months before Bushs reelection.

foolio 02-11-2004 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Manowar
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BTW , anyone on GFY seen osama recently - i want to claim the reward
You can find him posting under the "juicylinks" screen name

TweetyBird 02-11-2004 03:20 PM
lol :1orglaugh

Fu-Q 02-11-2004 03:20 PM
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Originally posted by lurking


he will be 'captured' 3 months before Bushs reelection.
my guess also

Ic3m4nZ 02-11-2004 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by lurking


he will be 'captured' 3 months before Bushs reelection.
wanna bet he won't 3 months before bush's reelection ?

StuartD 02-11-2004 03:22 PM
I know where there are some.

Check in Washington!

s9ann0 02-11-2004 03:49 PM
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I let them know there were no weapons and the government made that shit up as an excuse to invade Iraq

sumphatpimp 02-11-2004 04:55 PM
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arg 02-11-2004 06:20 PM
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The "Iraqi Rewards Program" notice dated Tuesday seeks "specific and verifiable information" on the location of stocks of "recently made" chemical or biological weapons, missiles, unmanned aerial vehicles or their components.
Depending on the commission, it could be pretty profitable to ship a bunch of remote control model airplanes over there, tell the CIA where they are, then collect the loot! Actually I'm sure there are scamsters hard at work on more credible endeavors. If they're paying a few million bucks to locate some anthrax, guaranteed someone will import anthrax to locate.

directfiesta 02-11-2004 06:43 PM
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Originally posted by arg


Depending on the commission, it could be pretty profitable to ship a bunch of remote control model airplanes over there, tell the CIA where they are, then collect the loot! Actually I'm sure there are scamsters hard at work on more credible endeavors. If they're paying a few million bucks to locate some anthrax, guaranteed someone will import anthrax to locate.
Great idea!!!

Do you have an affiliate program???

gin 02-11-2004 06:46 PM
if bush can put money on osomba's blood.. can osomba put money on bush's blood? if so.. when? :Graucho

Roger 02-11-2004 06:55 PM
Ok gimme your names. All I have to do is fill up the form and you're off to a nice little vacation in Cuba's Guantanamo Bay.

Webby 02-11-2004 07:09 PM
Quote:
LOST and FOUND : CIA posts web site notice seeking Iraq WMD info ... LOL!!!
If that were not so serious, it would be the joke of the past century :)

I dunno what folks ever thought when they assumed the US Intelligence Services were some kinda meaningful "protection" against anything.

This is an agency which may be well equipped in some areas, but is DRAMATICALLY lacking in many more. There is nothing "classified" in that they seriously lack any intelligence of substance and are supported by verbal dribble from the piece of shit in the Whitehouse who only knows lies and "sideways stepping", - a real sucessful duo :-)

For the stupid money they have for a budget, the US people deserve better.

I better hit that website and let em know they won't get Osama by making some nice satellite photos.. :winkwink:

PS.. BTW... That literary work, "The CIA Fact Book" needs some serious editing and updating.


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