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Monique Niccole 02-11-2004 02:09 PM

WTF is wrong with me?
 
I can't stop fucking EATING!

For the past 2 days, I've been eating everything in sight. Today I've already eaten a turkey sandwich, 1/2 of a little individual-sized pizza, another turkey sandwich....and I'm still not full. I'm going through my house like a freaking termite. There are 2 pieces of cheescake in the fridge that are calling my name. :helpme

dunefield 02-11-2004 02:11 PM

you have worms...

body 02-11-2004 02:11 PM

Can I see a pic ?

jimthefiend 02-11-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by body
Can I see a pic ?
of your tits

Dveron 02-11-2004 02:12 PM

Probably a tapeworm eating away at your intestines, I wouldn't worry about it.

sixxxth_sense 02-11-2004 02:13 PM

you have worms
or
you are stressing


(women eat a lot when they stress, for some reason it looks like this applies to you)

twistyneck 02-11-2004 02:13 PM

Type 1 diabetes. Your blood sugar is near 0 and now that you've eaten, it will go through the roof. You'll probably end up in shock but chances are good that you will live if you make it to the emergency room in time.

The other option of course is that you are loaded with internal parasites. They make pretty good pets really so as you shit them out, pick them out of the toilet and keep them. I have mine set up in a 10 gallon aquarium in the living room. Just toss them some half-digested food once a day and they'll do just fine. Cute little guys.

Monique Niccole 02-11-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by body
Can I see a pic ?
better get it now before I pack on an extra 20 lbs...LOL

Right now I'm about 108 and I'd like to keep it that way.

jimthefiend 02-11-2004 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete


better get it now before I pack on an extra 20 lbs...LOL

Right now I'm about 108 and I'd like to keep it that way.

yummy

lets hump like mad bunnys

DraX 02-11-2004 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
I can't stop fucking EATING!

For the past 2 days, I've been eating everything in sight. Today I've already eaten a turkey sandwich, 1/2 of a little individual-sized pizza, another turkey sandwich....and I'm still not full. I'm going through my house like a freaking termite. There are 2 pieces of cheescake in the fridge that are calling my name. :helpme

Sounds freaky, i have same problems sometimes, luckily i dont get fat:)

mule 02-11-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron
Probably a tapeworm eating away at your intestines, I wouldn't worry about it.
Yep, those fuckers get up to 30 ft in no time. Good way to stay slim, though. I treat mine with the utmost respect, he's very useful for someone whith a sedentary lifestyle.

Rob 02-11-2004 02:16 PM

I have the same problem but I think it stems from the fact that I can't stop smoking. One usually leads to the other.

Monique Niccole 02-11-2004 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
The other option of course is that you are loaded with internal parasites. They make pretty good pets really so as you shit them out, pick them out of the toilet and keep them. I have mine set up in a 10 gallon aquarium in the living room. Just toss them some half-digested food once a day and they'll do just fine. Cute little guys.

Anything that I have to search through my poo to get to is NOT a pet. :1orglaugh

venus 02-11-2004 02:18 PM

maybe you are just hungry


Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
I can't stop fucking EATING!

For the past 2 days, I've been eating everything in sight. Today I've already eaten a turkey sandwich, 1/2 of a little individual-sized pizza, another turkey sandwich....and I'm still not full. I'm going through my house like a freaking termite. There are 2 pieces of cheescake in the fridge that are calling my name. :helpme


loverboy 02-11-2004 02:23 PM

too much work, sometimes i forget to take a break and eat. are you obese?

baddog 02-11-2004 02:24 PM

pregnant

TDF 02-11-2004 02:26 PM

you wanna be sexual chocolate..





like me! :)

Monique Niccole 02-11-2004 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
pregnant
oh bite your tongue! :ugone2far

I started doing some squats to try to make up for the cheesecake I'm about to eat. I have no willpower...I feel like a damn junkie.

mule 02-11-2004 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete



Anything that I have to search through my poo to get to is NOT a pet. :1orglaugh

Man, you're missing out on a lotta fun. when bits of tapeworm come out, they provide you with a really unique sensation...nothing like roundworms, they merely tickle, I'm talking orgasmic here.

Katlicious72 02-11-2004 02:28 PM

Afrekete go to the doctor if your worried, but it may be PMS those are one of the symptoms. Hugs

Kat:2 cents:

Katlicious72 02-11-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
Man, you're missing out on a lotta fun. when bits of tapeworm come out, they provide you with a really unique sensation...nothing like roundworms, they merely tickle, I'm talking orgasmic here.
Gross out! I just had a chicken taco.:(

Monique Niccole 02-11-2004 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
you wanna be sexual chocolate..like me! :)
ahahaha......as long as it goes in all the right places....I could use a little T&A....more A than T though...maybe I'll grow some booty now :1orglaugh

mule 02-11-2004 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious72


Gross out! I just had a chicken taco.:(

Bad move, man, tapeworms HATE chicken :(

tranza 02-11-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete


better get it now before I pack on an extra 20 lbs...LOL

Right now I'm about 108 and I'd like to keep it that way.

WTF??? You're too thin!! You HAVE TO EAT!! That's why you're so hungry...

baddog 02-11-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete


oh bite your tongue! :ugone2far


I have seen it before (the oldest of 12 kids) . . . . I recognize the symptoms

iFliPcEss 02-11-2004 02:45 PM

guess you have that anaconda on your tummy --------------->>>> just like me :thumbsup :winkwink: :thumbsup

Ross 02-11-2004 02:46 PM

I'd say you are hungry....

Sp1nal 02-11-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
pregnant
:1orglaugh

Monique Niccole 02-11-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza


WTF??? You're too thin!! You HAVE TO EAT!! That's why you're so hungry...

Naah...I look normal (not like Calista Flockhart)...just a petite girl

Basic_man 02-11-2004 03:04 PM

Do you smoke pot.. ? Well.. it's normal! :1orglaugh

<IMX> 02-11-2004 03:06 PM

Yeow....sounds like you are stressing or prego...

TweetyBird 02-11-2004 03:07 PM

You're prolly bored, that's why you eat so much :thumbsup

axelcat 02-11-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
I can't stop fucking EATING!

For the past 2 days, I've been eating everything in sight. Today I've already eaten a turkey sandwich, 1/2 of a little individual-sized pizza, another turkey sandwich....and I'm still not full. I'm going through my house like a freaking termite. There are 2 pieces of cheescake in the fridge that are calling my name. :helpme

Your pregnant

katdaddy 02-11-2004 03:55 PM

eat more eat more!!!!!


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