$100 Brad Shaw contest, ends in 2 hours.....
 

Win an easy $100. In this thread, tell the history of Brad Shaw in this business. The most through, complete, and creative wins $100. Brad Shaw is the sole judge. Paid by paypal.

I don't know where to start

brad made a shitload with maxcash
brad started pornarchive and used CTC
brad made a lot of money

he did it his way

Bradshaw needs a PR person...

Brad shaw was born, was murdered and then forgotten..
The End

i love it

bradshaw owns/touches/ feels off siccash
bradshaw sells turnkey reality paysites to other ppl
bradshaw hates canadians
bradshaw owns a content store and always throws content deals up the yingyang.

heres a concise one....


wet to oklahoma univ

became major search engine spammer

got into first major piss with fm about traffic deal

launched teen goddess program

launched some other ones, one which changed names to erotiq

sold teen mail to fm

launched sic cash

dated a fat chick

dated old ugly chick

met current wife

got ripped off by kb

got maried

didnt he eat a lobster somewhere in there?

Now p1mpdog should tell that he will pay $200 for the best pimpdog story :glugglug

BradShaw This person is on your Ignore List.

Brad went to business school.
Got sidetracked.
Bought Ron's stat program.
Made a lot of money.
Wasted a lot of money.
Made it all back and more.
Whored around a bit.
Hired Hank the Angry Dwarf once.
Became an asshole.
Got married.
Is living happily ever after.

brad, bla, bla, bla, bla, blah. end of history.

BTW, any idea why Google Image search for "Brad Shaw" gives this result: :helpme

http://www.catfishkiller.com/FathersDay.jpg

It all started one drunken night when Brad's dad banged Brad's mom.


Oh then there was college at OU.
Life with Tonda....life without Tonda.

Brad moves to Dallas.
Brad spams
Brad finds Ynot

Brad meets Shok...Brads income jumps 1000% (coincidence?)
Brad opens program

Brad battles with Serge
Brad mellows
Brad sells domain to FM
Brad buys stat program from FM
Brad starts content sales
Brad buys part of Canada

Canada sues Brad
Brad wins

Brad has party for me on Sept 11th 2001, no one comes
We try again in October, Brad and Kimmy are in love
Brad buys rentsPhoenix
Brad buys Lotus, cant shift
Brad sells Lotus
Brad and Kimmy break up
Brad gets Ferrari


Brad purchases stock in Wendys

Brad gets married

omg that's poetry!

While attending Oklahoma University, Brad never thought that he would end up in the online business...not to mention the online porn business. Being an openminded southerner, he, like most of us, was looking for a way to work less and earn more. After speaking with some of his friends from OU and hearing how much money they were making in online porn, he decided to try it.
The Oakie then realized the same thing my mama told me... "There's a whole big world out there...now, go see it", he decided that a pimp like himself should be as close to the "action" as possible. After only a couple of years in the BOOMING online porn industry, Brad was able to scrape together a few hundred thousand and move to his ideal version of life, with fast cars, big houses and pretty girls...thus proving the valuable asset that his OU diploma has become.

:)

English lesson 1:
Q: Where is Brad Shaw ?
A : Brad Shaw is in the kitchen !

Lesson 2:
Q: What is Brad Shaw doing in the kitchen ?
A: Brad Shaw is cooking Money !

Lesson 3:
Q: Why is Brad Shaw cooking money ?
A: Because money don't smell !

Lesson 4:
Q: But who is Brad Shaw ?
A: I don't know who he is but I know where he is, what he is doing and why he is doing it.

who is Brad Shaw ? :(

Brad was born into family money.
Mooched of family.
Fooled around on the net.
Wasted his time on message boards pretending to be a player and working hard to keep his name out there, because nobody really knows who he is, and that is killing him.

Well thats pretty much up to date on the life and times of Brad Shaw.

Keep em coming. Some very good ones so far.

Who the hell is that guy?

I am totally self made. I did not come from $. in fact, my father went broke 3 times when I was growing up. Gave me a much better appreciation for money, and how fleeting it can be.

BradShaw 02-09-2004 09:00 PM This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

Bradshaw is a guy giving away money and i want it... :(

The End...

Here's to hoping lightening strikes twice.

it's nice to meet you.:winkwink:

Who is this guy?!

I ask myself that every day!

Brad Shaw has been and still is a good bitch.

It all started one drunken night when Brad's dad banged Brad's mom.


Oh then there was college at OU.
Life with Tonda....life without Tonda.

Brad moves to Dallas.
Brad spams
Brad finds Ynot

Brad meets Shok...Brads income jumps 1000% (coincidence?)
Brad opens program

Brad battles with Serge
Brad mellows
Brad sells domain to FM
Brad buys stat program from FM
Brad starts content sales
Brad buys part of Canada

Canada sues Brad
Brad wins

Brad has party for me on Sept 11th 2001, no one comes
We try again in October, Brad and Kimmy are in love
Brad buys rentsPhoenix
Brad buys Lotus, cant shift
Brad sells Lotus
Brad and Kimmy break up
Brad gets Ferrari


Brad purchases stock in Wendys

Brad gets married
Brad sell's his sig for 8k

brads dad financed his business

brad is not a success story imho, he didn't make it on his own

brad can't even use frontpage

brad does have business sense

brad likes attention probably even more than me

brad may not work at wendys, but he keeps the chain in business


i've got no problem with brad, but all things considered he shouldn't have the ego he does....



give my 100 bucks to someone who gives a shit about 100 bucks

:winkwink:

Didn't Agent 69 and R-n Levi cover this already?

Brad sat on a toadstall and watched while others made him $$$

You are an idiot. Nobody financed by biz. I started it with nothing. All I had was a computer. If my dad did finance, believe me, I would give him credit!

Well I can tell you a little about the very beginning when I was spamming you while you were still in a dorm room!!

Thanks for not ratting the old boss out to AOL!! lolol

Hahahaha, you got it! :thumbsup

Yes, and we canned his account and turned it all over to aol.

Long time ago a small boy was born. His name was Brad Shaw.

He was a slim guy, and didn;t have much friends. At the time he grown up, he more and more got obsessed by food, and he became a fat boy. Not many ppl and kids liked him. Because little Brad was ignorant...But sometimes there were words of wisdom in his long arguments with teachers and parent. At the age of 12 Brad's dad went bankrupt again. And Brad thought, I wanna become a roch buy, and don't wanna have problems paying my rent, and paying school for my kids.

At that time he studied harder, and more and more B's and A's went into his yearly overview.

Then Brad decided to go to the University of Oklahoma, and study Political Science. But that was not really what he wanted, since he had always (already) a lot of intersest in the internet.

He started working for other companies, but because Brad has his "own"way of communicating he founded in August 1997 Shaw internet in Norman Oklahoma. His first attempt was saving money to buy a Ford F150.

In the start he builded a lot of freesites and such, to understand the way of search engines. After 3 months of existing, they oprated around 100 freesites, and they explore the possibility to start a paysite with a click thru program.

During 1998 he opened more and more paysites, and since august/septemer 1999 they let other webmaster sending traffic to their program, and pay them for the delivered traffic/sales.

SInce he made more money then the average man, Brad become more and more ignorant. New was his lying, when he said on the famous GFY that he would retire from posting on boards, because he wanted to spend more time with his wife and family.

Then after while of little attention, he decided to come back, because he missed all this attention. He still needs that because otherwise B Shaw forget how good he is, and he still has that ignorant thing in him , where he was born with.

His wife and family are happy he is now posting more on boards again, since they don't have to tell him now everyday anymore how good Brad Shaw is.

At the end Brad will be banned from many boards, and he won't get much attention then anymore. When this will happen he will sell all his sites/webmasters to Cecash, to be one more time in the spotlight...And then Brad will retire, and no-one will remember him...He will only live in the mind of ppl who have read this story

the end

Andre

no mentions of beaver cash or sic clicks?

what a bunch of incomplete fuckers.

:Graucho

i don't buy it....when people start on there own....they know how to make a website....


you don't......I mean your dad bought you a house...but your tellin me back in the day he didn't give you cash? Sure it might not have been "for" the business, but I'm sure he gave you money..

Ron Levi paid for my first house, no joke. My dad gave me $600 a month for college. I took loans out for rest. So if thats what you call helping start my biz with a silver spoon in my mouth.

I built everything in netscape navigator gold 3.

well if that's accurate then good for you. I don't like people who didn't make it on their own....as I started by shoveling driveways to buy my first computer to get into the biz, and worked a good 80 hours a week getting going when I was 14


so if your dad didnt give you money, congrats, i'll buy ya a double stack :winkwink:


p.s. I thought you claimed many times your dad bought you the house that you live in and he is rich?

The history of Brad Shaw.

He did a bunch of stuff we can't possibly begin to understand because such talent is unattainable.

Now this living legend of adult entertainment owns us all.

R-n Levi is Brad's father, you didn't know that?

what the fuck else is there to do at OU besides football games and slinging porn

made some galleries

posted to the hun

slept with hugh hefner

the rest is history ..

You think with an $8000 signature this prize would be a little more exciting.

I worked 2 jobs all through college. One being a baseball umpire 7 days a week, in the texas heat. I would bank $15k a year+ part time, put the $ towards college and bs. I have never said my dad bought my house. Granny did buy my Rolex though.

Shok is the winner. Thanks for all those who played. Maybe I will use Shok's essay in the book I am writing.

wooohooo! Now I'm going to be able to affoard that new car!