w00t! Totally awesome paysite
 

Check it out:

Totally Brave Dave

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1 week membership - $40
1 month membership - $200
1 year membership - $2000
1 decade membership - $15,000 (save 25%!!!)


lol

This guy is fucking smart...

20 minutes chat - $20
1 hour chat - $50
+ $2 per "I like you"
+ $5 per "you're great"
Toe Nail Clippings - $30 per jar
Dried Snot mounted on card - $10
Sweat - $15 per bottle
Toothbrush I stuck up my arse - $? Goes to highest bidder

i think my cat has a more exciting life than dave

Does your cat accept credit cards online, though?

:1orglaugh Funny people live on the net

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I think I'm gonna email him and ask him to set up an affiliate program.
Hope he doesn't pay out in toenail clippings though :)

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Brave Dave Shop:

Toe Nail Clippings - $30 per jar
Dried Snot mounted on card - $10
Sweat - $15 per bottle
Toothbrush I stuck up my arse - $? Goes to highest bidder


Hahahaha this is awesome :1orglaugh

Did you see what he offers?

-130,000,000 full size colour photos of myself from the last few years.
-27 million web cam screen caps.
-600 hours of video clips.
-Insight into my SECRET diary.
-MSN conversations at special discount rates.
-24/7 Access to Dave Digests Cam: A LIVE and UNCENSORED feed from a web cam I swallowed whole three weeks ago. Check out what I've been eating recently but HURRY, because it'll be gone before long.
-Dave's Thoughts: See what I'm thinking LIVE on your screen thanks to a microchip implanted in my skull.

*grin*

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DAMN! :1orglaugh

I love his wishlist.. LOL that site is hilarious