For the next 24 hours I will tell you why your website is garbage.
 

Post the URL.

OK first of all... ITs fucking BORING as shit. THere is no background image (could use fome animated explosion GIF or somthing)

Then theres the results that come up when I search for somthing... They have nothign to do with waht I was looking for you stupid ape. How do you make money with this piece of trash?


NO I WILL NOT BUY AN AD TO THE RIGHT OF YOUR LISTINGS. Faggot.

Thats actually a pretty cool site. Good luck with it. :2 cents:

hudson thanks bro ;-)

i actually like this!

Another good one. I have no compaints as to the qualit yof this website.
Ok I guess I can't blame the dead sextracker image on you...but still... WTF???

The rest of the page looks like it was written in notepad by a dyslexic chlymidia victim circa 1994.

All the sites on your toplist are crap I have not heard of a single one of these crap sites that also look like stale grass clippings.

THen we scroll past the annoyingly large tumbs and get to the SUPER gay site list with all the "*" WOOOO WOOPTY DOO LOOK ITS A STAR.

I hope the soup kitchen in your town is doing well becasue you soon wont have any other way to aquire a meal.

Yea I'm such a fucking looser that I think I'm going ot get laid becasue my penis is bigger.... NOPE your still a fucktard. Women don't care if you have a big dick but I care if your lame enough to buy porn memberships and penile enhancemnt devices so I can buy anotehr plasma TV.

sig

You are going to hell sinner :321GFY

lol! this should be a weekly installment. i think jesus has found his niche as a website reviewer

explicitasian.com

slam it

WOW the second link on your site is too google... that must be how you got that EXPLOSIVE PR of 0.

THe rest of your site consists of about 4 or 5 links to scripts that were written about 1000 times before by every tool who thought that API scripting was cool and usefulll........

HINT: ITS NOT, BECASUE ITS ALL BEEN DONE ALREADY.
OK WELL that page would not load. Consodering the nameservers point to ns1.allbeastsex.com.

I'm glad it didn't
Ugly dated design... A place where trolls can roam free and a jackass ass can nanme himself after the messiah. This site and its users have serious fucking problems.

sexeducation.com

OK YEYA! Lets have a puke colored background and logo... then we will put the logo 4 times in a row at the top... WAY TO SUCK ASS!

From the tiny ass image of the product on the page it looks like im purchasing an oversized booger to cram my dick into.

Another nice touch how you blank out the word fuck with stars (f**k) god forbid somone in the market to buy a fake pussy sees the word fuck.

At least that quote is honest by calling your product a "plastic bag".

this should be fun .
www.twistedbydesigns.com

For one.... all adult webmasters just LOVE entry popups. Score so far -1

I wanted to use that site a while ago but I wanted a FULL list of ALL the sponsors.... I couldnt get one. Way to go, a site called SPONSOR LIST.... WONT LET ME GET THE FULL LIST OF SPONSORS.

mmmm. soup.

maybe we should have another TGP VIP meeting there tomorrow

Yeah, but I really couldn't give a fuck about you peons anymore, I am just hanging on to this baby until it goes public. Thanks for your advice anyway cocksucker.

- Sergy Brin

http://www.google.com.au/corporate/i...ent/sergey.jpg

press Submit without entering anything :glugglug

Thanks for the review, but my o my, what a colorful language you have Jesus.

:Graucho

Wow an entry page. How thoughtfull of you... THe entry page looks like such crap that I clicked exit so i oculd not continue the review.

THen I went back. Ugly skinny crackwhores... RADICAL! I hope all your scenes there are condoms clearly visible becasue I don't get off on watching aids being spread.This website has been blocked. To view this website [Click Here]




Ok I can't do anymore right now... damn I didn't thik it would be this hard. I will come back later and continue. I have to go watch Some old star trek voyager episodes.

You call that a slam?
Fuck me i'm glad you don't review sites for a living as that was pretty lame.

Yawn yawn

I'll take it as a compliment. :)

http://www.smutgiant.com

and

http://www.freerealityporn.com

both still under construction though.

slam away, it will give you something to do for a few minutes:1orglaugh

http://bettylove.com

http://www.adultexpectations.com :321GFY

aw hell, at least it makes me happy :thumbsup

bump. you didn't finish!!

BLah I still have many hours left.

see sig

Who doesnt love extreamly irritating popups and back button I hajacking! I don't!

Traffic cash gold 2.465 coming soon. In 6 months... we think... maybe....

somday....

Hey how often can you make one word/smiley posts, we're interested in yoru sig.

Actually a pretty decent site but too many buttons on the bottom take away from the cool design.
Pure sex.

gold.

10/10

I cried 'till I stopped.

(possibly the stupidest site ever created)
Oh a FLAMING X!!!

Other than the fact X-____ was rated by the public as one of the most annoying over used words in 2003, its a great logo.

Poorly drawn hip-hop man with hands full over oversized cash just SCREAMS "This is a proffesional operation"

I can't wait till I "Get X'ed now" :/

Yea..... sure......

xtremely gay

BWAHAHAAHAH!

JC, you have found your true calling!

now why the fuck is my page pr0...it used to be pr1-2...ok, so that is lame as well, but pr0 sucks...so sad!

bump and...