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rip raster 02-08-2004 05:11 PM

What's a tranny good for???
 
Well??????




Rip

funkmaster 02-08-2004 05:12 PM

STFUN

pamphage 02-08-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rip raster
Well??????




Rip

blowjobs with the lights out?

420 02-08-2004 05:13 PM

you should ask kman this question

rip raster 02-08-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
STFUN
Go fuck yourself homo :321GFY

Vitasoy 02-08-2004 05:15 PM

getting back at someone :Graucho

Ic3m4nZ 02-08-2004 05:15 PM

It's only worth to shoot down trannies are useless.

Rorschach 02-08-2004 05:17 PM

This guy seems to like them

Shortbread 02-08-2004 05:17 PM

Your mom!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Basic_man 02-08-2004 05:18 PM

Taking out the dog ! :321GFY

funkmaster 02-08-2004 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rip raster

Go fuck yourself homo :321GFY

... homo ?? as in homosapiens, or are you reffering to homophobic, or even homosexual. please educate me using the full power of your non existant brain.

rip raster 02-08-2004 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster


... homo ?? as in homosapiens, or are you reffering to homophobic, or even homosexual. please educate me using the full power of your non existant brain.

Gay as in you like to suck cock, or have cock stuffed in you big fat hairy ass.....can you understand that cocksmocker?


Rip

Veterans Day 02-08-2004 05:22 PM

Trannys are great for conversions, just keep tellin yourself you cant stand to look at them and I will keep all the joins and converting at 1:200 on any fucking traffic. Just as long as they are brazilian with big cocks:thumbsup

Sly_RJ 02-08-2004 05:23 PM

You guys can all laugh now, but this actually happened to me once. I met this real cute girl downtown at Croce's, asked her to lunch. We talked for a while and it turns out she had no boyfriend. My initial thought was "score!", she was really digging me so I figured I'd definitely be able to get some ass from that.

So we end up taking a nice little walk. She sees this hotel and says we should see what their 4 hr. rates were. Dirt cheap, so I was all over that. Pussy, here I come!

Oh, did I mention the vitals? Cute little blonde (I have a thing for blondes, so I was already weak in the knees), real small frame (perfect for sit 'n spins), a killer ass, and a nice little pair of titties.

Anyway, we're up in the room making out. Her top comes off, they were definitely fake, but I love fake titties. Next thing I know, she's slowly moving down to my crotch and pulls out my cock. Yes! I thought. So I just get the best blow job of my life, I shit you not. Was PERFECT!

Well, she obviously wanted some return action. She spun around and pulled down her pretty pink panties, right after she finished telling me how she loved anal. Now, I've never had anal before so I was really stoked. She actually had to tell me exactly what to do, but that's a different story for a different day.

So she's screaming like a little bitch and I'm still stoked that I'm tapping some ass. After the thrill shock passed through me, I realized my balls were slapping something really strange. I just ignored it, figured I was having too much fun to really care what they were slapping against. Another couple minutes passed and I started getting curious...

I pulled out so I could see what I was slapping. And Holy fuck! There was a fully erect 6 inch penis fully intact with two sweaty balls! Just imagine the bitch scream I let out after that! I just fucked a guy! An IT!

She, he, it, whatever... wanted to know what the problem was. What the fuck! Take a guess there Rupaul! Needless to say, I dashed out of there like you've never seen and never looked back.

I'll never look at a tranny the same way again...

On a good note, anal sex is now my favorite position.

pamphage 02-08-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
You guys can all laugh now, but this actually happened to me once. I met this real cute girl downtown at Croce's, asked her to lunch. We talked for a while and it turns out she had no boyfriend. My initial thought was "score!", she was really digging me so I figured I'd definitely be able to get some ass from that.

So we end up taking a nice little walk. She sees this hotel and says we should see what their 4 hr. rates were. Dirt cheap, so I was all over that. Pussy, here I come!

Oh, did I mention the vitals? Cute little blonde (I have a thing for blondes, so I was already weak in the knees), real small frame (perfect for sit 'n spins), a killer ass, and a nice little pair of titties.

Anyway, we're up in the room making out. Her top comes off, they were definitely fake, but I love fake titties. Next thing I know, she's slowly moving down to my crotch and pulls out my cock. Yes! I thought. So I just get the best blow job of my life, I shit you not. Was PERFECT!

Well, she obviously wanted some return action. She spun around and pulled down her pretty pink panties, right after she finished telling me how she loved anal. Now, I've never had anal before so I was really stoked. She actually had to tell me exactly what to do, but that's a different story for a different day.

So she's screaming like a little bitch and I'm still stoked that I'm tapping some ass. After the thrill shock passed through me, I realized my balls were slapping something really strange. I just ignored it, figured I was having too much fun to really care what they were slapping against. Another couple minutes passed and I started getting curious...

I pulled out so I could see what I was slapping. And Holy fuck! There was a fully erect 6 inch penis fully intact with two sweaty balls! Just imagine the bitch scream I let out after that! I just fucked a guy! An IT!

She, he, it, whatever... wanted to know what the problem was. What the fuck! Take a guess there Rupaul! Needless to say, I dashed out of there like you've never seen and never looked back.

I'll never look at a tranny the same way again...

On a good note, anal sex is now my favorite position.

thanks! i was able to bust a nut to that story.

Rorschach 02-08-2004 05:27 PM

lol no matter how many times I read that story it always makes me laugh

funkmaster 02-08-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rip raster


Gay as in you like to suck cock, or have cock stuffed in you big fat hairy ass.....can you understand that cocksmocker?


Rip

I can understand your frustration, and I know where you coming from. it is hard when you get brought up without love and getting raped by your father for the first 15 years of your life. I feel very sorry for you, but on the other hand you were enjoying you dead going up your ass ... so it's all good I guess ??

rip raster 02-08-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster


I can understand your frustration, and I know where you coming from. it is hard when you get brought up without love and getting raped by your father for the first 15 years of your life. I feel very sorry for you, but on the other hand you were enjoying you dead going up your ass ... so it's all good I guess ??

I'm really sorry to hear that your dad buttfucked you....I wish I had parents. I was raised by wolves, and unlike you have never had cock in my ass :321GFY



Rip


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