Sly_RJ |
02-08-2004 05:23 PM |
You guys can all laugh now, but this actually happened to me once. I met this real cute girl downtown at Croce's, asked her to lunch. We talked for a while and it turns out she had no boyfriend. My initial thought was "score!", she was really digging me so I figured I'd definitely be able to get some ass from that.
So we end up taking a nice little walk. She sees this hotel and says we should see what their 4 hr. rates were. Dirt cheap, so I was all over that. Pussy, here I come!
Oh, did I mention the vitals? Cute little blonde (I have a thing for blondes, so I was already weak in the knees), real small frame (perfect for sit 'n spins), a killer ass, and a nice little pair of titties.
Anyway, we're up in the room making out. Her top comes off, they were definitely fake, but I love fake titties. Next thing I know, she's slowly moving down to my crotch and pulls out my cock. Yes! I thought. So I just get the best blow job of my life, I shit you not. Was PERFECT!
Well, she obviously wanted some return action. She spun around and pulled down her pretty pink panties, right after she finished telling me how she loved anal. Now, I've never had anal before so I was really stoked. She actually had to tell me exactly what to do, but that's a different story for a different day.
So she's screaming like a little bitch and I'm still stoked that I'm tapping some ass. After the thrill shock passed through me, I realized my balls were slapping something really strange. I just ignored it, figured I was having too much fun to really care what they were slapping against. Another couple minutes passed and I started getting curious...
I pulled out so I could see what I was slapping. And Holy fuck! There was a fully erect 6 inch penis fully intact with two sweaty balls! Just imagine the bitch scream I let out after that! I just fucked a guy! An IT!
She, he, it, whatever... wanted to know what the problem was. What the fuck! Take a guess there Rupaul! Needless to say, I dashed out of there like you've never seen and never looked back.
I'll never look at a tranny the same way again...
On a good note, anal sex is now my favorite position.
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