hiring...
 

looking for a guy part time to write traffic tip articles that we can include in our newsletters to webmasters.

qualifications include:

cant be Amputate Your Head since he is an idiot.

must show examples of your work i.e. how you get traffic, filter it, and send it to the sponsor.

cant work for or have ever worked with Sic Cash, Quickbuck, conversion cash.

cant be affiliated with
Brad shaw, serge, hooper, or anyone from oprano...

im thinking 100 bucks per article sounds fair.

contact me

trey @ epiccash . com

sounds good

great job.

is that sarcasm?

100 bucks for an hours worth of work is more than alot of people make in a day

Easily $50 an hour. Nice.

would you mind if the person did SEO articles as well ?

I will pay double, $200. And you can work for someone who has made millions, not a child.

absolutely

ignore the jew below your post, he doesnt pay.

You'd really go that far just to get one over on PD?

Jesus thats lame.

Use this no charge rufff rufff


Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't, she'll surely bitch
Does she care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor and lather up,
Gawd that bitch is so corrupt
Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls, and cut off my dick?

Easy now, hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake,
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head ~ get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice, without one nic!
"Feel 'em baby, they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby, ain't givin no head!"
She rolls on over, and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off, I'm about to crack!

Next day ~ its breakfast in the bed,
There must be someway to get some head,
My balls are now like a round smooth egg
I know what, tonight I'll beg.

At 10 PM sharp, a candle I light
To be finally blown is tonight my plight
Satin sheets, soft music and wine
If I play my cards right, on my dick she will dine.

I now start to beg, Oh darling Please
I'll be your best friend if you get on your knees
I did what you said, I am smooth as glass
I now want your mouth, not your Pus or your ass

It starts to itch like mad, but what the hell
It'll be all worth it if she dries up my well
She says wait a minute, you'll get your way before long
I thought I'd cum on the spot, as she peeled off her thong

She went to the bathroom, came back soon with a grin
She opened her mouth and I slid my way in
I was finally in heaven, I was happy as can be
How was I to know what would soon happen to me

The itch turned to burn, the burn turned to pain
The pain became agony, what was to blame?
It wasn't her teeth, it wasn't her bite
Then I found out what kept me in pain all that night

You see my friends I now have something to share
A word of wisdom from a guy who's been there
If she persuades you to shave your balls, real close to the vest
Don't let her mask the taste, with a mouthful of crest

You need a sig whore Pimp?

I think he is still a little pissed i punked him on the Epic Cash list hehe

I will pay what the job is worth, im not a JEW like brad is.

Damn. He is taking it badly then. :glugglug

Pimpernickle, your server security is lax. I will leave it at that. You should be working with your programmers right now, not yapping.

oh oh you are so cwazie.

and people respect you? lol

Then what are you? Your point being?

Im jewish, and so are lots of others here. We are beneath you?

read between the lines dude holy shit.. i dont care if you are half jew half black.. I was talking to brad and he knows it

now thats a real business man! hats off to you!

Nice offer. $100 for 1 maybe 2 hours worth of work.

not a 1 time job either.. this is weekly... an article a week..

who couldnt use an $100 for some drugs or beer?

or maybe even to feed your kids...

:1orglaugh

Only if i was good at writing and coming up with new things to write about

Good luck to whoever gets it :)

haha great :thumbsup

Trey,

You may want to outsource it to us. See rates at http://www.webmasterlabor.com/rates.html

why not just go to one of the resource sites and ask if you can reprint theirs with a link to their resource?

Nice! Hope you'll find someone !! :thumbsup

I think it's a great idea, good luck with it.
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p1mpdogg, i got a sample - have you got icq?

icq - 216233171

can be better...but still funny as hell!

Then it is just regurgitated junk. :(

Well there's something to think about, hehe

Guess it depends on what resource you choose :2 cents:

So, you have a newsletter that needs that content too, or will you pay me $200 just for not contacting p1mpdogg ?

I used to do board reviews for www.allofem.com for over a year. I am also somewhat of an expert in traffic.

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