Patent on farting
 

Dear Sirs or Madams,
I now hold the patent on farting. If you fart, you will need to pay me 2% of your gross income. However, we can make deals. If you fart alot, just sign the agreement and I'll get the smaller guys to pay for your farts. Thank you.

but I own the patent on methane so you'll need to give me 5% of your gross monthly income :Graucho

And I own the patent on follow thru's - So each skid mark means cash in my bank!:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I recently patented patenting. Show me the money! :glugglug

hahaha, I own the patent for breathing.. :D You owned! :321GFY :321GFY

and my father will kick your father's ass anytime

I just violated one of the above listed patents...

Smell ya later!

LOLOLOL

I hope you guys are still laughing about patents this time next year.

i hope your paypal can accept large numbers of payments, i had burritos tonight

not laughing here....when you have to spend money on lawyers..it's never funny.

strange observation,

if the "mob" put a gun to your head and says I want a percentage of your earnings, its called extortion.

if others do it, its called patent infringement

????????????????????

guess I am working the wrong scam.

Hahaha haha I recently patented patenting patenting. Show me the money! :Graucho

This is true on the Acacia patent, but some patents are good and they should be licensed out! I just figure that something so bland as the Acacia & the internet shopping cart patent are so fucking bland that they shouldn't even fucking exist!

What's to say somebody doesn't have a patent and will want rolities for fucking transferring text accross the inet!

jDoG

I dont' think that 90% of the webmasters that aren't in a actual adult sponser program or company understand the full thing about this! They don't understand what companies are getting and the whole ordeal!

Since I'm with NSCash.com we now what the ordeal is and how important this issue is!

jDoG

Hey, not cool... I got my notice today... I never farted! I only linked to someone who did!!!

Contributory flatulence indeed!:feels-hot

I will pay you 2% of my gross outcome, ok ?

You are entitled to 2% of my feces:1orglaugh