Blonde Jokes
 

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to you!"

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EXPOSURE

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent
exposure?"

She says, "Why officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." He says.

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

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KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

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BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!" ; The American
said, "We were the first on the moon!! " The Blonde said, "So what?
We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

:)

What does a blonde at a flashing red light sound like?

erk....erk....erk....erk...