aight.... let's just fucking get down to it. Who wants to be my bitch for 15 minutes
 

gonna go smoke a smoke...

then I'm taking volunteers for whoever wants to be Amp's bitch for fifteen minutes.

Think of this as the GFY version of American Idol.


Lots of you will try out..... some of you will be selected. There will be tears and hurt feelings and shattered dreams..... it goes with the territory.


but for the lucky few..... you get fifteen minutes of my undivided brutality. I will start threads about you.... bash you..... beat you like a dog.... make references to your closet homosexuality....


in short, you'll be fucking famous by morning.







tryouts begin in ten minutes.

15 minutes? You need to work on your stamina, boy.

Give me couple of minutes and I'll give you couple of links to pills that would do wonder for you.

she bang she bang...oh when she move she move....

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Why the fuck am I up at 3am?????????

and so the screening process begins:


Tell me why you think you should be the next GFY IDOL. Why should YOU be classed with the likes of Boneprone, 12clicks, Serge, etc....



this is your shot at the big time, so make it good and give it your all.


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Now you're all set, AMP. Good luck!

:1orglaugh He should have made it to Hollywood.

That was absolutely horrendous.


If you were to post that in a Yahoo chat room the admin would virus their own servers.

next.

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That should definitely make you last more than 15 minutes.

ok, this is too gay even for me.


I'm bailing out.

so did I make it through to the next round?? I have no professional training...

pick me, pick me.

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