Question: Which hand do you wipe you bum with?
 

Which hand do you wipe you bum with?

with the right one of course :winkwink:

If you use your hand then how yuky, I use toilet paper.....

Sorry, I am telling jokes that I told when I was 6. But they still make me laugh.

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I thought the same thing when I read the topic..

If you wipe your ASS your a dirty bastard.
In Asia we us bum washers which is water that ya spray jet on ya crack and wash it properly.

I'm sure that the only reasons you guys use toilet paper is some smart ass found a way to sell toilet paper so it's all commercial...

I thought only women used those

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Toilet paper is so fuckin sick dood, i'll never go back to using it....
I mean ya can never get all the dangle berries of ya back of ya crack and if some lucky girl was come and lick ya arse after she could catch a peice of poo in her teeth or summot and then give ya a kiss...

I clean with the water washer out of hygeine rather than me being partial to a bit of anal. :1orglaugh

Macker, your the one that told me to plum the bum wash into the hot water pipe as you prefer that fuzzy warm feeling, don't you think that's a bit to "CAMP"

My anal passage is an exit hole mate not an entrance hole, but i guess you like two way traffic in the summer!!!!:1orglaugh

Your words are based on speculation, which are also based on lies. My assumption about your anal activities are based on what you posted here.

You have made yourself perfectly clear already, you like your woman to lick your anal ring, which is why you opt to clean it with the ass washer. Its ok, you don't have to feel shy about it at all.

There is nowt stranger than folk :)

Ok now lets let the surfers decide who's lyin here.
You full well know that i have a picture of you in a leopard spotted dress than was going to be used on a tranny shoot and you even came into the office with it on "my staff will back this up"

Now to me that says your a taker not a giver!

I could post a thread with that pic and a poll to see what the people think!!!!

should be a poll

It was a moment of drunken banter, nothing more, nothing less. :glugglug

I wipe with my righty! :) Same one to jerk with! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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