Weekly World News Headlines
 

Okay, I thought everyone could do with a giggle, so here's my favourite headlines from the Weekly World News this week, hehe.

Found! Saddam's Love Diaries (detailing Saddam and Osama's secret love affair) 'My sweet Osama, ...I miss your tender embrace...'

Bigfoot Shot by Montana Police - Slain Bigfoot's Family Sues Montana Cops.

Dotty did it! Princess Anne's Dog Plotted Diana's Death

Don't leave earth without them...NASA handing out condoms to astronauts...so they can practice safe sex with aliens. Alien women are "incredibly uninhibited - they'll try anything with anyone," says a NASA insider.

America's fatties being wooed by politicians! '60 percent of voters are overweight & that's a huge voting bloc,' says insider. [They must be talking about us webmasters, hehe]

But here's my favourite:

We need giant space unbrella to block moonlight from werewolves says top scientist. A respected Russian scientist has proposed the construction of a massive space umbrealla in space between Earth and the moon - to cure the world's werewolves forever!

Man, these writers are priceless...they should be writing kids books or something.

:1orglaugh

I didn't find any humor in that.

Are you Canadien?

lol...no, I'm British