The Cabby
 

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight.

While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The
man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch
her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the
naked man's head.

The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when
I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for
you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly
dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He
looked over at the cab driver and asked, "What would you do?"
The cabby's immediate response, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket
before he catches a cold."