What is you cray talent? mine issssssss.......
 

i can fold my tongue in half and flick it, to bad pussy smells like a rotten bas of fish. so ladies u have slim chances.

i knew this girl who could fart out of her pussy (quiffff) which is fucking nasty.

what is you crazy talent? or what can any of your loser computer friends do?

English, do you speak it?

headless has to post more one liners after he is payed to be a full time whore,

how on earth do u still get electricity to your trailer?

i can make babies, just ask my wife myjah

you hang with some filthy tramps if they have stank pussy

throw them some soap, or tell them to see a dr for the yeast infection

I can tie my dick in the knot!

lol i was making a joke, for stinky pussy i turn off the lights and rub em up with silly putty.

Your statement would be correct if I was getting paid per post... :winkwink:

I can fart all days long.. :D

branding my friend, branding.


what is your talent headless? can u swallow an entire beer can and fart the anthem?

Can roll a J one handed, comes in handy while driving

hahahaha

that was funny - hadn't heard that one before
:thumbsup

one of my friends used to do this everytime he drove, usually in stolen cars

I can tie 2 knots!