Vigilante Aussie Granny Shoots Gonads Off Attackers!
 

Story From Australia....
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Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

that''s my kind of grandma! :BangBang:

give her a medal and a key to the city! :thumbsup

I'm waiting to find out who plays her in the movie! Don't know what the courts are going to do though.

The public in Australia might riot if they convict her. I don't think any jury in OZ would convict her.

Here in the U.S. they'd find some liberal pussies who would try to get her life in prison or the death penalty.

So help me, I love them friggin' Aussies

I wonder if this might be ScottPB's gram? ;-)))

Good for her! :thumbsup

:ak47: crooks

thats my kind of Granny

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nah she would have used a tyre iron.

the cops should hire her full time

Wait, why was someone raped in a place where guns "aren't allowed"? I thought bad crimes only happened where everyone owned a gun?

THATS ONE BADASS GRANNY

What does rape have to do with guns?

Haha, I knew you'd be around. While I agree with you on most of your views, the gun thing isn't one of them. People have guns to protect themselves. Anti gunners come on here and say if everyone didn't have a gun you wouldn't need protection. The girl was carjacked by two dudes with a knife. Not having a gun didn't stop those two from commiting a crime but a bullet in their head would have.

Link?

Free Granny Gonad Gunner !

haha. :1orglaugh

All our guns got shipped up to PNG. They now have a great time shooting eachother with high quality firearms.

And if guns were legal wouldn't the rapist also have had them making her gun that could have stopped them totally fucking useless???

I much prefer my "gunless" society over your "overgunned" one.

:thumbsup

We need more people like that.She deserves a medal :thumbsup

Nice! :BangBang::eek2

Your "gunless" society didn't stop an 81 year old woman from blowing 2 guys balls off. Any criminal that wants a gun will get it and all of the law abiding citizens won't. Make sense?

haha gotta love my granny!

sounds like something out of the Beverly Hillbillies !:ak47:

How often do you think carjackings happen in Australia?

The answer is: hardly ever.

Sure we don't have guns down under but we also have a miniscule rate of gun violence.

To paraphrase Michael Moore, if guns made people safer then the U.S.A. would be the safest country on Earth, but it's not - it's the most violent.

Incidentally, the rate of murder with a firearm in 2001 in Australia was 0.3 people per 100,000.

How does the USA compare?

thats why it's in "" you nonce :) she didn't hand hers in. No not any criminal can get a gun thats the whole point.. why did the rapist only have a knife? Gun crime went down significantly after the laws were introduced, sure the use of knives went up, but the statistics show that your statement is incorrect.
gangs are resorting to breaking into security guard offices to find guns because there aren't as many out there.
Once again you make assumptions based on your country that don't pan out when you're talking about a different culture. Guns have NEVER been a big part of our culture. I've NEVER seen a gun in someone's house if they weren't on a farm. It just isn't the same here. The "solutions" of giving everyone guns that you think work in the US would be plain retarded here.

well sure, you guys would get all piss drunk and start shooting shit up...

awww snap

Haha:1orglaugh

good stuff...can't condone vigilante violence though.


at her age and just knowing the story so far and the fact that she did sem to get the right guys...i'd make her go to some sort of day long camp on vigilante justice and why it is bad for society...something like that.


no jail time....they deserve everything they got the sick fucks

Rambo granny to the rescue

hell yes... chalk one up for justice!

Go get 'em! :BangBang: