Why I Should Be President in 2004
You would think that there's got to be at least one CIA Operative who could smuggle some powerful-ass bomb over to where those 2 million idiots are throwing rocks at pillars... and detonate it and make it look like Israel did it... to start the final war between the Muslim world and the Israelis so that Israel could lay nukes all over the Middle East and end the psycho threat once and for all and so could stop spending this ungodly amount of money on the War on Terror.
What would it take, one dude with balls? Two? A team? Ten, twelve men at most to coordinate and execute that plan?
What the fuck are we waiting for???
Vote Buff, President, 2004.
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