I want a pet monkey!
 

who here is able to send me a pet monkey, preferably he would be able to drink/fetch me beer, but i would prefer if he drank beer and maybe wore a tiny hat.

i am willing to pay top dollar for someone who can sell me a monkey that can or is trained to do these tasks.

i will also pay extra if he can play a few tunes on a banjo.

who here can get me a monkey? below is what i am looking for:

http://pussygalleries.org/monkey.jpg

Just exactly how much pot have you smoked tonight?

Can I dress as that monkey and you pay me?

none i rarley smoke weed anymore, makes me less creative when i have design to do.

would u not like a pet monkey that would fetch u things or play u a tune!?

i would not leave my house if i had a monkey that played the banjo, wat would be the point?

Hi Aaron. Win any moolah on the superbowl?

a helper monkey would be cool, go get the mail helper monkey, deposit them checks helper monkey, life would be easy

Nope. I don't watch much hockey.

I will sell you battuss for :2 cents: