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laura99 02-01-2004 11:55 PM

If you were locked in a room....
 
with a tv that only had one channel, what channel would you want it to be and what channel would make you kill yourself the first day?

X-Wing 02-02-2004 12:07 AM

Discovery Channel

wdsguy 02-02-2004 12:09 AM

BET would make me kill myself

I would want it to set to sci fi or fox.

nofx 02-02-2004 12:10 AM

comedy central is what i would want to watch forever
CMT or C-SPAN would make me kill myself

laura99 02-02-2004 12:11 AM

I would have to have something like National Geographic or some sort of learning channel.
I think BET might make me kill myself too, that or MTV, they have the most retarded shows.

AaronM 02-02-2004 12:11 AM

I would rather have a pad of paper and a pen than a TV.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-02-2004 12:11 AM

DOes the TV have an OFF switch?

laura99 02-02-2004 12:12 AM

HBO might be a good one too, at least they don't have infomercials or commercials.

AaronM 02-02-2004 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
DOes the TV have an OFF switch?
Now we're talking! :thumbsup

Shut that shit off and make some fucking money!

laura99 02-02-2004 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
DOes the TV have an OFF switch?
Only on the remote but the batteries are dead ;)

laura99 02-02-2004 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Now we're talking! :thumbsup

Shut that shit off and make some fucking money!

You only have a tv. NO computer no nothing, just you and a tv.

PenetratinP 02-02-2004 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
comedy central is what i would want to watch forever
CMT or C-SPAN would make me kill myself

i was about to answer the same....except I was thinking CNN would make me kill myself...c-span/cnn..same shit

:thumbsup

I love Comedy Central!

Babagirls 02-02-2004 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99


You only have a tv. NO computer no nothing, just you and a tv.

that would make me wanna kill myself right there. :2 cents:

AaronM 02-02-2004 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99


You only have a tv. NO computer no nothing, just you and a tv.

This is a fucked up question then. It does not matter what channel I select...I am going to starve to death in a few days anyway.....If I don't dehydrate first.

laura99 02-02-2004 12:17 AM

Can't believe you guys wouldn't want a porn channel haha

Ben-MensNiche 02-02-2004 12:18 AM

It would have to be either CNN or Discovery (preferably Discovery Civilizations).

laura99 02-02-2004 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


This is a fucked up question then. It does not matter what channel I select...I am going to starve to death in a few days anyway.....If I don't dehydrate first.

Nah, the people that are holding you there will feed you and abuse you a little.

AaronM 02-02-2004 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99


Nah, the people that are holding you there will feed you and abuse you a little.

Will you stop changing the fucking variables already? How are we supposed to make a decision if you keep changing the various facts around?

At this point...I am ready to smash the fucking TV over your head and kill YOU.

laura99 02-02-2004 12:23 AM

hahahah you know I'm just fucking with JUST you right? ;)

AaronM 02-02-2004 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99
hahahah you know I'm just fucking with JUST you right? ;)
That's because I am the only one that is smart enough to see that you are manipulating the sheep.

That's MY job.

psyko514 02-02-2004 12:25 AM

i'd choose the game show network. c-span would make me kill myself. cmt too.

laura99, what's your affiliation to rabbit's reviews?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-02-2004 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99


Only on the remote but the batteries are dead ;)

Now your descibing hell!

Sosa 02-02-2004 12:27 AM

ESPN for sure.

chrisp420 02-02-2004 12:28 AM

TLC :glugglug

Matthew 02-02-2004 12:29 AM

Let it be CNN..

And if it was Cartoon Network I would probably kill myself in 3 days max I think - if the TV was on for all the time, even when I sleep :1orglaugh

goBigtime 02-02-2004 12:32 AM

TechTV of course.

Worst channel? ..... I like FoodTV...

but if it were a hostage situation & they weren't feeding me, it would suck to have that channel on.

laura99 02-02-2004 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
i'd choose the game show network. c-span would make me kill myself. cmt too.

laura99, what's your affiliation to rabbit's reviews?

It's a good site and sigbroker sold them my sig :)

laura99 02-02-2004 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


That's because I am the only one that is smart enough to see that you are manipulating the sheep.

That's MY job.


Sorry for trying to take over your position here ;)

psyko514 02-02-2004 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99


It's a good site and sigbroker sold them my sig :)

very good site indeed :) my girlfriend writes for them. i was just curious if you worked for them too.

laura99 02-02-2004 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


very good site indeed :) my girlfriend writes for them. i was just curious if you worked for them too.


Excellent!

Rictor 02-02-2004 12:39 AM

CARTOON
NETWORK


Although the anime stuff might make me kill myself.

nofx 02-02-2004 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
CARTOON
NETWORK


Although the anime stuff might make me kill myself.

forgot about that!
i love [adult swim] ;]

sumphatpimp 02-02-2004 12:44 AM

if I were locked in a room witha tv, then I would have to shut it off.
tv has way too many popups and looks like a tgp gallery or a freesite built by a freaking know nothing newbie.

sorry if I messed up your thread but tv sucks.

cable and satelitte just gave it more channels to suck on.

Jakez 02-02-2004 01:16 AM

I would want some kind of channel that shows me how to get out of a locked room.

eiht_98 02-02-2004 01:44 AM

Discovery channel

GonePhishing 02-02-2004 01:45 AM

CNN or some news channel would be my first choice to have to watch. Oxygen would make me kill myself... So would the golf channel.

Hentaikid 02-02-2004 09:23 AM

That's the premise of the 3D animated short "50% grey"

Watch it here

http://www.pocketmovies.net/detail_232.html

Part-timer 02-02-2004 09:29 AM

TV-shop :glugglug

Carrie 02-02-2004 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jakez
I would want some kind of channel that shows me how to get out of a locked room.
I guess that would mean a network that did reruns of McGyver.

I'd take Discovery, even though Aaron's right - we'd starve to death. ;)
What would make me kill myself would be a game channel, or something with soaps or jerry springer all day long.

Bree 02-02-2004 09:30 AM

If the History channel was showing war shit I'd die before a day was over.

If had one channel to watch.... I'd kill mysel.. I HAVE to channel surf...

hey laura !!

smokincash 02-02-2004 09:32 AM

MTV for ever !

Fucking stupid talkshows would kill me...

Jamdin 02-02-2004 09:34 AM

I am a little pissed off at Sci-Fi Channel since they dropped Dark Shadows and I am getting tired of seeing StarGate on. I would have to go with the History Channel to be the one channel I would want. The one to drive me to kill myself would have to be any of the religious channels.

Steve 02-02-2004 09:34 AM

I'd tune in the SPEED TV channel.

MTV makes me throw up in my mouth.

mpulse 02-02-2004 09:36 AM

the discovery channel could keep me company, but if I had Lifetime, I would put my head through the screen!

Raf1 02-02-2004 09:37 AM

I would choose HBO
TV SHOP would kill me :)

NBDesign 02-02-2004 09:38 AM

How about no channels, a PS2 or Xbox instead... 2 games...

Head 02-02-2004 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I would rather have a pad of paper and a pen than a TV.
Good Answer!

SoundMan 02-02-2004 09:49 AM

Discovery Channel/Court TV

mardigras 02-02-2004 09:54 AM

Hard question for me. I'm a dishhead with a big dish (C-band)with 2 digital receivers...asking me to pick one channel would be like asking Hef to choose 1 Playmate:)

I love TechTV but the repeat factor throughout the day would drive me nuts after the first couple of days. I'm a news junkie but the news channels have even faster repeat of segments than TechTV. I guess I'd have to say CBS because it has more of my favorite shows than any channel plus I would get news too.

I hate most music out there so any music channel I would hate, especially if the played country and really especially if they played rap.

laura99 02-02-2004 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin
I am a little pissed off at Sci-Fi Channel since they dropped Dark Shadows and I am getting tired of seeing StarGate on. I would have to go with the History Channel to be the one channel I would want. The one to drive me to kill myself would have to be any of the religious channels.
Yeah, you are right about the religious channel. Suicide in 5 minutes, countdown starts NOW. heh.


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