Who is in Control - NOT You...
 

While sitting, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there is nothing you can do about it!

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While choking your chicken with your right hand, try sticking your left hand finger in your ass and eat a sandwich at the same time. Can't do it, can ya.

damn you're right! you cant do it lol

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