I need to hire "professional killer"!
 

Who can provide the contact ?

:sleep

Call these guys up... Don't let the look fool you.

http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/images/act_scooter.jpg

do it yourself pussy

:1orglaugh

Get a shotgun and shoot yourself.

inject some insulin into a large freckle or mole....should do the trick

Ill take the job :Graucho

Death by machinegun cool with you ?

Shouldn't this thread be locked?

OK so what are you paying for this job, what's the benefits, does it come with health and medical cover, hours, time off, require relocation, etc.?

If you are advertising a job, let's have the details.

Good one :1orglaugh

Have gun, Will travel

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My advise to you is to go back to the Mensa Convention and mingle since your obviously a genius for posting a thread like this.

(sarcasm intended)

Post a message looking for design or prorgramming then see if you can get whoever replies to toss that shit in to the deal.

"Uh...yeah...I need three pages, two scripts...and a bullet put in this one guy's face. What does that run these days? Would that be 'extra'?"

Use Smokey the bear ( The Bare cock smoker) as we in the trade refer to him by his real name usually, he is an expert at everything, and knows all the Bikers

Just ask him he will tell you how cool he is....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

are you retarded?

oh yeah.... they're called "Revenge specialists"

ow how funny, great first post man you rock and you seem so tough, can I be your permanent asslicker here in the future?

Do it your self pussy!!
And btw welcome and GFY:321GFY

Hahaha one of this idiot's 2 other posts were:

"I need some honest "free hosting", who can help?"

Ridiculous thread. Idle threats like this can get you in serious trouble with the Feds.You realize they can ask the mods for your details

When speaking of Mensa....My ADVICE to you is to spell check your replies.

Check around Florida you can find a lot easy if you have the right contacts.

lol

got three here with a proven track record

http://home.comcast.net/~sumphatpimp/BushTrio.jpg

I'm a thread killer, is that good enough?

The logo on the pic:

"Faked by Max theHitMan"

Looks like you found the right guy for the job.

It would actually be a grammar check since advise was spelled correctly. IF I would of used a grammar check...then it would of advised me to use advice instead of advise. My sooooo bad.

Gosh...maybe this is why they declined my Mensa application....

It's a toss up between that and the fact that you are in Montana.

:1orglaugh

LOL...just because I'm up to my ass in snow and have brain freeze because of the 0 degree temps hasn't affected my thinking ability. Or has it.....;)

(boy did my grammar suck in the above statement) :)

What you need is mental help.:2 cents: