Things you figured out yeeears later
 

What things didn't you really understand until years later?

There are places on the internet where noobs post your ideas after finding your site and other webmasters use them for themselves.

"No" really means "yes."

Now I get sex whenever I want it!

true love is a rare thing

If there's a doubt in your mind.. run.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

somebody call the cops

And "yes" sometimes means "no" :Graucho

* never call the police
* pull out if she's not on the pill
* never trust her when she says she is on the pill
* don't lose your passport in another country
* make sure your safe is flame retardent
* insure your car
* insure your home
* don't do man made drugs
* your parents were right
* it fucking hurts like hell when you fall down
* where there is smoke... there is fire
* NEVER, EVER, NO MATTER WHAT... date a stripper!

almost forgot.... Never trust a man named Shelia.

No matter what a stripper tells you... there's no sex in the champagne room.

damned you took the words out of my mouth ;-)

damn....always fell for that one too :1orglaugh

this depends on your definition of truth
try to use the large meaning :)

ok.... true love with a guy with a 16 inch dick is a rare thing.

If no means yes... and yes means yes... :Graucho
:glugglug

When I started with porn I never really knew the TGPs, and what are they for.
So I was spamming the newsgroups.
About 6 months after I started I found Adult Buffet. Damn that was a blast back then! :1orglaugh

A biz parnter and I first site we ever bookmarked after being a webmaster....I loved to here there daily rants lol forget his name but in canada and porn king on his back window I still remeber laughing about that post till this day.

ouch

Don't get excited about deals
always look excited about deals
never trust anyone completely
always give someone the benefit of the doubt IF the risk is acceptable
there are real people on the other side of the internet
it can get worse

wow... you are just waiting to be taken advantage of.

18 year old straight boys suck dick better than any woman ever could