What's this Super Bowl thing everyone is talking about?
 

Does it have anything to do with poker?

Nah, bowling...

Someones smoking a "super bowl"

Bunch of queer's running around with tights and helmet's on from what I can gather.

:winkwink:

Puff puff pass pass, rotation clockwise:)

It ain't a superbowl unless it's in N'awlins:winkwink:

and if you wanna play you need to wear a jock strap

So it involves gay porn?

Football?

It's a big pottery competition.

it's a serious of really cool commercials, with constant interruptions for a bunch of retards chasin a pigskin thing around a field :Graucho

IT's a gathering of the 0.0001% of the jock population who have made it past the $10 an hour salary

You can see the rest of the jock population in the stadium cheering for their successful peers

SHOTGLASS SIZED BOWLS OF HERBS!

or so I hear :winkwink:

hahahah, I was thinking along the same lines...
I don't even know which teams are in this year...I could give a shit about football...I'm too busy preparing for my roto baseball drafts....