I just bought Antarctica, aka Nipply Town
 

That's right all you bitches and ladies. I just scammed a few Antarctic native tribesmen into selling me the whole f-ing continent for $8 (american, the only kind that matters), a keg of beer, six goats, a roll of tollet paper and my ex-girlfriend's dirty panties (sick antarctic fuckers).

Anyhow, now that I am King of Antarctica, I am turning it into a playground of pervsersion. That's right...casinos...drugs...whores...dog fights...and killing for the fun of it. I will also be turning all the local gals into the hottest most happening porn stars on the net! I know its cold there...and there are not many ladies to pick from...but man oh man...are them girls' nipples rock hard from the chlli in the air.

Anybody who wants to apply for a position in my Cabinet, hit me up. You laugh now. But Vegas was once a dirty little slab of desert. Its time to heat things up in my brand new continent, ya bitches!

Kid. V.

Too cold.

Let me know when you get an island in the caribbean.

Plenty of heated palaces are being built for the people that matter my friend. :thumbsup

Is there a direct flight from Charleston? :1orglaugh

You bet Logan. I can have one of my jets pick you up when you are ready to fly down. I now own Iceberg Airlines here. Why not come on down and check out the local babes...you got some great content there and I am sure the fresh talent here would add alot to your collection. Hit me up on ICQ and lets discuss. Drinks are on me.

having fun? hehe