BREAKING NEWS: Aliens invade earth
 

Saturday lunchtime 2 small green 1cm high aliens invaded earth.

The two ran around a small garden in Essex (UK) where they landed there spaceship next to a garden pond.

There plan to take over earth was stopped as a small dog, named Ben sat on them.

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See, I can make up stories too. Its not big, and its not clever.

Its not big its not clever , and nobody is going to email all there friends about it and look like a fool :)

Thats the difference :) anyways sorry you emailed all your friends , it was supposed to look fake enough that you would figure it out after a few seconds.

Want alienpussy - want to empty your load in to alien cockmilkers?

Thats cool.

It was a bit of a shock, but with a chap like that you never know.

To be fair to Mr M.J. I do not think he did anything to the kid. But I also do not think he is mentally fit to have his children and does need to seek help as his mind seems out of control.