Ever been caught....
 

Trying to impress girls with trophys you bought from garage sales and trophy stores?

Everyone plays football but me so I wanted to blend in. Is that sooo wrong???

You can tell them that you sold your sig on a message board, that is more likely to impress them. :thumbsup

Is that a sign that you made it in this world? I better shift my focus.

no buy a diploma

sports suck.

um, no. can't say that i have. but we all do what we gotta do.

I have seen those dimplomas for sale in novely stores. People just wouldnt believe me if I showed them my doctrate from Columbia.

Trophy's lost their appeal when I turned 9. Only trophy that would be cool is maybe a Grammy or an Oscar, but I'm not an actor or a musician, so there goes that idea. Oh wait, a Nobel Prize would be cool...

Nope never done that. Not a lot of girls I know are interested in that shit.

I didnt have to buy trophies, they were given to me :)

http://www.landofvenus.com/Dialog.jpg
http://www.landofvenus.com/benchpress.jpg
http://www.landofvenus.com/football.jpg

SUPERSTAR !!! :)

nah man....you some kind of freak or something?

damn I kind of feel like a tool now.

Guess i will start packing up my trophy room tonight.

Would be nice to have my computer back in an office again.

you would be the "man"

"oh polish_aristocrat , how much did you get for it this month?"

Oh ya , check this out
http://216.158.136.80/football.asf

dude, can I steal this video to use as mine. I can do a voice over if you want. and even add myself into it.

oh Manowar, why don't you sell your sig this month again and take me to Hawaii?