Sometimes when I'm alone and it's dark ......
 

I have fantasies of being a pro wrestler and my name is Big Daddy D, my finishing move is the 5 on the Backside it's a spectacular pimp backhand that leaves you unconscious.

Alright that's it move along, nothing to see here.

:1orglaugh

'When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life, I see I need love'


:glugglug

I want to be a wrestler called the welfare kid. My foreign object is going to be a log of government cheese.

Special Moves:
The Food Stamp
Welfare reform

Finishing Move:
The first of the month

Just admit it... Guys in tights turn you on...

I'll be sure to confess to your girl when I call as 4 this morning.

:glugglug

Some reason I found this sickly amusing

Sometimes when I am alone in the dark I diddle myself

If you in your tights when you call I'll make sure I answer... Ok big boy? :Graucho

Sounds like a plan. I was off fucking play that damn smack the pingu game, and I'm talking about the flash game, not the game I play with your girl.

:1orglaugh

You do know that wasnt her finger that went in your ass right? :Graucho

Yeah I think I had to pay extra for it. :Graucho

instead of having your coaches ringside, you could have your hoes there handing you towels and pumping up the crowd.