Water in my fucking ear
 

I want to smash my head open and get the water out. This is terrible! I can't function like this!


Well, I usually can't function without a drink anyways.

qtips :thumbsup

Hey its better than a creamy load in your ear

stand on your head for awhile:winkwink:

Get some rubbing alcohol, tilt your head to the side, and pour about a capful into your ear. The alcohol will evaporate the water.

They don't work!



I wish the sun would actually come out in Vancouver before May. I bet my friend the sun could help with this shit! Warm that shit the fuck up and get it out of my head!


AHHHHHHHHH, MY FUCKING EAR, HELP.

personally, I absolutely love creamy loads in my ear

but my ears used to never drain when I was young, the doctor told me to stand on one foot and tilt you head and hop up and down, really it gets the water out

Rubbing alcochol. I'll have to goto the store for that. I think I will.


Would rum work? Would I get a buzz through my ear?


I'll go with the rubbing alcohol for now. Rubbing. Hehe.

creamy load?

is that jizz?

NEVER EVER pour rubbing alcohol in your ear. It has a drying effect that causes your ear canal to become susceptible to to harmful bacteria. You use acetic acid better known as white vinegar. You can even heat it to make it comfortable. I know this because I have a pool and am prone to swimmer's ear ( unimaginable pain) so I have a very good Ear, Nose & Throat specialist. He preaches against alcohol in the ear from the mountaintops. He gets pissed that people have been told to do this. All it does is pucker your delicate ear tissue making your ears way more vulnerable to bacteria.

Acetic acid restores the ph in your ear after water has gotten in it.

It's just that regular Isopropyl alcohol that most people keep around. Not sure about Rum. :)

Man I hate that feeling after you finish swimming and you got water all up in the ears

never used alcohol - try witch hazel instead, or the drug store sells drops for swimmers ear.

Pouring some alcohol in your ear to evaporate a little water out will not hurt you. If you're swimming and doing it on a daily basis, then that probably wouldn't be best since all alcohol has a drying effect. For occasionally getting water trapped from shower, bath, etc., it's fine. My background is in "ears and mouths" and I've worked with them for several years. I've put alcohol and peroxide in many ears with ENTs watching. :)

Dry-n-Clear Ear Drops

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This works for me too :thumbsup

whoa whoa whoa....lets all back up a minute...I think we need to discuss something in more detail.

I always do that! People look at me crazy, but I say fuck em cause it works damn well.

Well, I poured some rum in my mouth, this will cure the problem.



I'll just go with the warm water route and tipped head thing. Fuck, this is SO annoying.

:1orglaugh Pour the damn alcohol in there. Don't let everyone scare you, I promise it will be fine.

I had the same problem in the summer, I went to the doctor and he flushed my ears out with warm water. Worked like a charm!

If you go to any walk in center they should be able to do the same thing.

DH

i never ever heard that. but that good to know!

:)

If this persists go to the health food store and get the ear wick thingies....I know it sounds crazy but its real you put them in your ear, light the end and the fire actually draws the moisture and the gook into the wick....with a gentle vacuum action.

I had a persistant ear infection that 5 ear doc visits didnt cure...the ear wick cured it.

Try that,it should help.

Have a whisky :thumbsup

WTF? I'm not putting an earwig in my ear :helpme

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