Damn strippers.
 

All they want to do is follow you home after the strip club closes, fuck your brains out for an hour and a half, then go home to their boyfriends.

What about MY needs? How about a little cuddle time?

If I wanted to fuck a chick and have her leave, I would have hired a hooker.

They do this every time. I feel used. :disgust

On the flip side...Most of them are crazy bitches anyway...Not like I want to pass out and have them steal all my shit. :glugglug

you pay for sex?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Poor Aaron being used for sex... I bet you hated every minute of it.

Where did you gather that from?

Another fucking idiot offspring of GFY. :321GFY

your just so sexy they wanted you for you? I guess I missed that, sorry carry on

Indeed. Can you come over and hold me? :Graucho

Yupp :1orglaugh really poor Aaron LOL

Congrats....37 posts and you are already on my shit list. There are people with 3000+ posts that I see for the first time every day.

You must be proud.

Your life is about to suck. :glugglug

stay away from the strippers bro... I've tried a half dozen different ones and come to learn they are ALL psycho.

Half a dozen? :1orglaugh

I used to book these chicks in the local strip clubs. Half a dozen? LOL :1orglaugh

I'm a fast learner. After the nutcase with the snake, the freak that wanted to marry me after screwing her once, the basket case that tried to steal my Harley, and the lunatic bitch that wanted to have my children....

yeah, I don't need anymore stripper interaction.

Strippers are fun bro. Just don't let them hang around...Best if they don't even know where you live.

Damn...I should take my own advice. :1orglaugh

hehe don;t mean to be on your shit list. just giving you a good ol hard time.

No cuddle time?

That's horrible! The best moments after making sweet monkey love with a stripper are the moments when you cuddle and share your life's dreams and aspirations. You wanted to be an astronaut, she wanted to be a movie star. You're a pornographer, and she's a stripper.

Aah, such sweet irony. :winkwink:

EXACTLY! :thumbsup

I knew somebody here would be able to relate to my pain. :)

Haha! It's tempting, but you're so far away!

pearl

My new slogan:

"AaronM...He's worth the trip."

where exactly are you? I just made the assumption you weren't in cali.

I think he's in India right now participating in the pornographer exchange program.

OK...Now THAT bitch was fucking crazy!

I can be in Cali in 5 hours. Let's meet at the Fairmont in San Fran for a romantic weekend. :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Does he have a cal king bed? I've been told I should get one of those :winkwink:

Keep toying with me and I will catch a flight to Maui in the morning just to make your life hell for the next week.


You did say it was 88 there today...right?

ok, but just for after-stripper-sex-cuddling. btw, san fran is 6 hours from me.

yes, but his exchange program partner, Kerpal, from India is sleeping in it for the duration of the program.

Actually...I do. No bullshit. :1orglaugh

Damn Aaron just shot his wad and he's already back on the hunt :glugglug

Damn straight....And these little fuckers have the nerve to call me old. :321GFY

Good, I only have a full size bed... my apt is too small for anything else... you'd think 1000 a month for one bedroom would at least offer enough room for a cal king bed...

hmmmm....It's about 10.5 hours for me. How about we meet up in Rocklin instead? Lensman is a good 3rd party for a cuddle session.

Superbowl party is at my place this weekend. You're welcome to drop in for the day and party with us.

(bring a snack.... maybe a cheese platter or some avacado dip or something)

Family friend died this week. Funeral in Seaside on Saturday. THat caused me to reset my shoot for Sunday. Sooo....I will be bringing a few models with me.

Hope you don't mind.

Is lens in rocklin? I had a job there during the summer when I was a kid. I bet he'd even know the place.

I want to go to Maui!!

Lens does not live in Rocklin but the Adult.com offices are there.

I see how it is. I am too far away but you are willing to travel 2600 miles to see AMP.

I think I'm gonna cry now.

We could go together!!
Seriously though, you and Amp seem like you're real sweethearts, and not typical gfy dumbasses. ICQ me sometime (both of you). I'm off to bed!!:winkwink:

Damn.....Hey AMP...Didn't I just have a similar conversation with a chickie during a 3 way call to you yesterday?

indeed

Was it the bowling alley? Just a guess, I know there's not a whole lot of stuff in Rocklin yet

Aaron, strippers are what they are ;)
But something tells me you know more than you let on!

That's typical of me...In case you had not caught on yet. :winkwink:

Nope, I hadn't caught on at all.

jesus... i can't sleep. what are you talking about?

Please....Call me Aaron.


We are talking about a phone call that took place yetsterday between AMP, myself, and another female who has been known to post here a few times.

We are considering visiting AMP soon. You should join us...That way I will have 2 chickies with me.....On for each of my nut........Er....Arms.

I bet those girls liked that $8K last night. :Graucho

I would love to if I had the money, but alas, I am still a poor college student. It sucks.

Find a sugar daddy. :Graucho

I always say I'm going to... but I've never honestly tried. Who wants to be my sugar daddy??

You may have better luck finding one if you post some pics. :Graucho

I don't post my pics here... too scared. But there's some of me floating around on my site if you wanna go look.
Edit: this is a rich enough town I don't need gfy for a sugar daddy... I can just go to one of the nicer bars around here.