suicide is really not that bad.
 

There is a 5 page post going here on GFY, and it got me thinking. Some jackass that I never heard of downed a whole box of valium... AWESOME!!

$20.00 says it' s a joke thread, but hey it got people to post so that's cool. But if it's not a joke, then it's even better.

Do you realize how hard it is to kill yourself? Think about it, who could sit there and eat one pill after another, and know you're going to die if you don't stop. Dead. That's it. No more. Gone forever. No more pussy. No more dick, (if that's your thing).

Your mind has to be so far gone that death seems to be the only logical step. That's very powerful. Our minds are awesome in that way. Your mind is so out of whack that it thinks.. no it KNOWS that the BEST thing for it, is self termination.

It's like your mind saying, "Uhm we're gonna take a little break now."

Either way, if your fucked up, or depressed or just tired of living, I say go for it. Kill yourself.

(the dick jokes are coming just stick with me here)

Suicide isn't really that bad. If you're in a position to kill yourself, most likely people don't like you anyways, so you won't be missed. If someone is trying to stop you, they are only thinking of themselves, and not what's best for you. Hence, they are not really your friends. Kill yourself. If they really are your friends, they will understand. Kill yourself.

If you're one of those pissed off at the world types, then do it in a really elaborate way so that people will have to clean up all your body parts and shit. Like maybe run naked out of an alley in downtown, and nose dive in front of a bus. Be sure to load up on about a gallon of chili the night before so that when your bowels release, there is a nice mess to clean up. Hey, why not? What do you care you're angry anyway. Kill yourself.

And what about you whining pussies that will say it's wrong? Who the fuck are you to tell a weak, oops I mean STRONG minded jackass how to live his life? The suicidal is weak?? NO!! You're WEAK! You can't handle his death? You're WEAK! Kill yourself.

What about the religious peopel that will say, "You can't get into heaven that way." Well, one there is no heaven. Two, if there was do you think the suicidal wants to go there and be lectured? Three, how do you know that God din't plan this guys suicide even before he was born? Think about it, then kill your self.

I wish like half you would die anyway. (well, not the affiliates that make us money of course)

Suicides solves some of the worlds over population problems, a very small portion, but hey at least you're doing your part. Kill yourself.

Ok, I lied, no dick jokes. Kill yourself, it's harder and more fun than you think.

That's wrong man. No matter how many friends you might have, or how many enemies, I guarentee in 99% of cases people who commit suicide have families who really care. It is not just about killing yourself, you are killing a part of your mother, father and...

you have a wife ( or mother )?
How about she commits suicide in a few months and you will be just wondering why?
will you think, "oh, that's was cool, I am impressed be her decision" ?

Fuck you.
Made me read all that bullshit for nothing.

Suicide is never the answer. :321GFY

satire :2 cents:

NOT FUNNY :feels-hot




Rip

Last year I had a very, close family member who tried to commit suicide but failed. She was found right on time and brought to the hospital to empty the stommage. She took a hand full of pills because she was fed up with life after some fucked up shit our family went through.

Reading this makes me very sad, I don't think you can talk like it this way at all. It's all fun and stuff until it happens to someone very close to you.

:2 cents:

I've had friends commit suicide. The shitty thing is that you never know afterwards if you could have done or said anything to prevent it.

sigh :(

RedShoe you're a f*cking retard!
I'll buy you a sixpack of Valium if u promise to take them tonight

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

I already told you I'm not that strong.

Very sad thread :(

Or very bright :disgust



Rip

So did I my best friend, it tore me up for years after...............still does when I see his grown up kids, and what he missed:2 cents:

It's not hard.
I did it many times.
Practice is the key :glugglug

Ripper was a gangsta!

Ok, on a serious note, I think you should not worry about it.
If I was ever to commit a suicide I'd be damn pissed if someone was trying to stop me. It would be my OWN desicion and I would NOT like anyone to get in the way (Unless i specifically asked you for your support)

Suicide is not amusing , It affects more than the "moron" trying to kill themselves.

Whats the human race coming too?


:321GFY redshoe

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

In most cases, I think there was something someone could have said or done to give the person the sense that it was worth going on, but the someone who could have helped might not have been the one who wanted to most.

And you can't kill yourself with just Valium, kids. You will throw up before you overdose. Should always consult with the Spooky girl beforehand if you need correct info there.

what Amelia said :thumbsup

The 'took a bunch of pills' people are usually just attention whores;
and they usually call someone immediately after to inform them.
"I just swallowed half a bottle of asprin and all my birth control" :1orglaugh

If you want to kill yourself with pills, you have to take some
antiemetics first (prescription) to prevent you throwing it all up,
then get ahold of some oldschool sleeping pills (barbituates)
that most doctors are weary about prescribing now.
Ambien or that over-the-counter stuff from Walmart won't do it.
If you time everything right, you MIGHT succeed.

Otherwise you may as well try to kill yourself by holding your breath.
Your body won't allow it.

wow...Red, where did that all come from?? :helpme

we are all depraved fucking morons :)

You promise???
:Graucho

Fuck you Red Shoe. Forget about any respect I had for you. Youre as big an ass as the racist pukes I thought you were better than. For you uncaring fucktards here and everyone elsewhere giving advice on a public board. You can go to hell.

Ok, now somebody will start the thead like "50$ for your suicide that make me laugh".

Is this a Bill Hicks quote?

Damn straight it is.

I had a friend who tried to kill herself..so not funny!