I'm not running for President.
 

I don't want them to look in my closets.

Is that where you keep Hoax?

:1orglaugh Somehow we all started threads gathering votes for you:thumbsup

Guess that means I can't get a cabinet position now.

:(

Whats a matter? Monica not hot enough?

Whodunnit?

i'd vote for you if you did and if I was an american

president doesnt pay enough

too much bullshit

Hell... If Larry Flynt can run for Governor, you can run for pres! You've got my vote as long as the glasses stay on and the teeth stay glowing! :thumbsup

Do you have to AGREE to be voted president ??

I think we could vote you in without your consent :)

He would be running with the Playboy Party

his agenda would include:
Make up with foreign tides (i.e Pimpdog) :Check

bannish people from his country for dissing his hosting program (i.e dafly) :Check

Have cross country tour bringing adult.com brand awareness :In Progress

:thumbsup :Graucho

Plus they don't pay much...

Smokey The Bear know's how to wake up the master:Graucho

Well he never answers his damn email.. He must have it set on ANTI-BEAR filter or something. :)

Juicy's butt naked in your closet again? Damn, I told him to quit doing that.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don't run for president. Walk. It's much safer. :thumbsup

it's the presentation and book deals after that you earn your money :-)

Brett what does clinton get? $100k for 1 hour of presentation? something like that. ... anyhow, to give you an idea that it's not just a one time shot, he was booked for like 9 months solid doing at least a couple of presentations/speeches per day the 1st year after he retired from office.

oh that sucks

if arnie and larry can do it.... i think anyone can get elected in america.