Nice guys finish last
 

So I was watching something on TV last night and there is a comercial for this eharmony thing where you take about 30 minutes and fill out a personalty profile and they match you with someone you would be compatable with based on your and thier answers.

Well I decided to give it a shot and see how close they were and you know what? They were right on the money.

Basicly I am a nice, laid back, easy going, self reliant person. That's what my profile said when I was done so I sat back and waited for the ladies to roll in.

Guess what... Not one single match. None, nada, zilch, zero.

Can you belive this shit?

Tomorrow I am going to fill out the exact opposite of what I am (mean, overbearing, freeloading, bastard) and I bet that I get more hit's than I can ever respond to.

Bah

admit it you are a loser, they wouldn't even let you on average joe

Yea - tell me about it...... :(

It pays to be a prick!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sad isn't it.

No shit, it does pay to be an asshole...you can always change later

You spent 30 minutes filling out a form in the hopes of a girl contacting you?

LOSER

I spent 30 minutes filling out the form to see how accurate the profile was... the chicks were supposed to be a bonus.
:thumbsup

You might have better luck here:

http://prison-penpals.com/photo/pw_1.html

garce

Hahhaah - I'm finding that out the hard way :1orglaugh

:) ya gotta love it :)

I filled it out for the hell of it too, only because I hadn't heard of them before and wanted to check the site out.

One of the first questions they ask is about marital status: single, divorced, separated. I check separated and continued with the questions. 20 minutes later I get done and it says something like "Sorry buddy, come back when you're not married."

Why couldn't they have stopped me when I first answered the fucking question. :feels-hot




I could have at least changed my answer then :Graucho