Why the fuck don't you sign up?
 

Constructive criticism please!

i need a free sample to make sure its good before i promote it

Need time to trust it

Sheet - you get a free sample after 1 (one) sale. Gimme a break

A. You're really creepy.
B. It's a plastic, fake pussy.

I was planning on signing up, but this shameless spam has disgusted me.

Why will time make you trust it?

A. Are you going to let my creepyness stop you from making money? You do not have to deal with me - just the company I happen to believe in.

B. Like the girl says in Demoniak after the Zombie says she isn't a virgin: "You say that as if it was a bad thing."

That pretty much sums it up.
Besides, fleshlight is so sexy and professional looking.

Oh, come on - that is so manipulative.

If i stop talking you into doing the smart thing - then you will suddenly do it?!?

Pfft.

Yeah, sure Fleshlight LOOKS better - Miss Softie FEELS better.

Advertise on some other places, then just spamming the board.

See: A.

Thank you for your candidness.

Gosh - some people really confuse a usenetpersona with the real and genuine human being hidden behind.