Republicans vs. Democrats (Republicans will like this one: hilarious)
 

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man on the ground below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything that you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you have not been very much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

gahahahahahahha

luv it :glugglug

that joke is pretty funny, but it makes more sense to me if you swap the republican and democrat...

of course I dislike both the parties, so what do I know.