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TaylorM 01-27-2004 11:33 AM

In case you weren't feeling too old today...
 
I know we have all seen it before but ALWAYS a good one!

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983............

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses! are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Phoenix 01-27-2004 11:35 AM

haha..good points.

Johny Traffic 01-27-2004 11:37 AM

I feel old

Tala 01-27-2004 11:37 AM

:(

NinjaBen 01-27-2004 11:37 AM

Wait slow down. . . their is a college in wisconsin?

:1orglaugh

Babagirls 01-27-2004 11:38 AM

doesnt make me feel too old.....i was born in 1980 :thumbsup

Phoenix 01-27-2004 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by NinjaBen
Wait slow down. . . their is a college in wisconsin?

:1orglaugh

if there is, i guess you never attended...lol


jk dude

Rictor 01-27-2004 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by TaylorM
I know we have all seen it before but ALWAYS a good one!

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983............

Okay, this joke is a little old. Some one born in 1983 would be 21 this year. College freshmen would be born in 86-87.

TaylorM 01-27-2004 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor


Okay, this joke is a little old. Some one born in 1983 would be 21 this year. College freshmen would be born in 86-87.

It's all in fun and crazy to think about :) Hmmm, we should update this though!

Zebra 01-27-2004 11:43 AM

They don't remember the bicentennial.
They don't remember Jimmy Carter.
They don't remember Pet Rocks.
They don't remember Pull Tab Soda Cans.
They don't remember The Muppet Show.
They never escaped from Witch Mountain.
They weren't afraid to go into the woods because Bigfoot might be in there.
They have always had video games.
They have always had PG-13.

TaylorM 01-27-2004 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Zebra
They don't remember the bicentennial.
They don't remember Jimmy Carter.
They don't remember Pet Rocks.
They don't remember Pull Tab Soda Cans.
They don't remember The Muppet Show.
They never escaped from Witch Mountain.
They weren't afraid to go into the woods because Bigfoot might be in there.
They have always had video games.
They have always had PG-13.

Zebra-

Love your location! I think HBO should air Fraggle Rock again!

mastamindz 01-27-2004 11:47 AM

I still feel young :thumbsup

Zebra 01-27-2004 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by TaylorM


Zebra-

Love your location! I think HBO should air Fraggle Rock again!

Oh yeah..

THEY DON'T REMEMBER FRAGGLE ROCK! :thumbsup

Kris 01-27-2004 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


Okay, this joke is a little old. Some one born in 1983 would be 21 this year. College freshmen would be born in 86-87.

was thinking the same thing... my gf was born in 83 :eek2

Sly_RJ 01-27-2004 11:50 AM

It's definitely old. I was born in '83 and dropped out of college 2 years ago. Look mom, I'm a college drop out!

CDSmith 01-27-2004 11:58 AM

In '83 I was taking electronics in community college, and working as a bouncer at a local nightclub. I bought my first motorcycle in '83. I made a good side-income shooting pool in '83.

Girls told me I had a nice ass in '83.

Angie 01-27-2004 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra


Oh yeah..

THEY DON'T REMEMBER FRAGGLE ROCK! :thumbsup

Hey I was born in '83 and I remember Fraggle Rock like it was only yesterday...ahhh why don't they make shows like that anymore...:winkwink:

NinjaBen 01-27-2004 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra


Oh yeah..

THEY DON'T REMEMBER FRAGGLE ROCK! :thumbsup

In Fraggle Rock, what the hell was that clear building material suppossed to be? Not plastic, not glass, WTF is it???

jas1552 01-27-2004 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaBen


In Fraggle Rock, what the hell was that clear building material suppossed to be? Not plastic, not glass, WTF is it???

If I remember correctly it was made from radishes.

NinjaBen 01-27-2004 12:14 PM

WTF??? You have to be joking. . radishes? Well I guess it is a kids show, it isn't a neccesity for it to make sense.

Brat 01-27-2004 12:15 PM

i was born in 82 :)
my mom used to cook popcorn on the stove

TaylorM 01-27-2004 12:27 PM

WHAT IS FRAGGLE ROCK?

Fraggle Rock is a show about the misadventures of five friends - Gobo, Wembley, Red, Mokey, and Boober. They live underground with their friends, The Doozers. The Doozers like to build and keep out of the Fraggles way.

Gobo is the leader of the five Fraggles and the adventurous one too. Growing up, Gobo decided to follow in the steps of his Uncle Matt and become an explorer. Wembley is Gobo's best friend and they usually do everything together.

http://www.alisonmorton.com/pictures/fragglerock.jpg

Just to bring back some memories.............

Babagirls 01-27-2004 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaBen


In Fraggle Rock, what the hell was that clear building material suppossed to be? Not plastic, not glass, WTF is it???


No, i think the buildings were made out of sugar.:glugglug

TheEnforcer 01-27-2004 01:07 PM

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
-------------------------------------------------------

I can certainly relate to that entire list but this one haunts me to this day! saw jaws when i was a very young kid and absolutely refuse to swim in the ocean!!

TheEnforcer 01-27-2004 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaBen
Wait slow down. . . their is a college in wisconsin?

:1orglaugh

Plenty of them and damn good ones too! :321GFY


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