Spontaneous Human Combustion is harder than it sounds.
 

I've been trying all night, and nothing.

I DID get warm for a moment, but it was just a fart coming on.

lol

are you high?

It's been proven a myth, it's the wicking effect.

You'll need MORE alcohol and start dropping your cig butts
closer to the chair. I have faith you'll get it right with some
more practice.

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