I Got My Ass Handed To Me In Poker Last Night
 

So we get together on Monday nights to play a little poker. But I think after last night I am going to have to fire Slapity and Colbigballs when they get into the office today.... They beat me last night like a redheaded stepson!!

Fuck everytime I tried to buy the pot they saw through my shit and pulled my bluff. Motherfuckers!:ak47:

I guess I should just stick to the craps and blackjack tables.

DH

how much did you lose?

that's why i hate poker,
21 is much better

I never ever play money gambling on cards games I always loose . We bet peanuts or stupid shit but not money :)

I always loose when I gamble :( No luck

Did you read that poker book by that wheel chair guy???

Most of the people does (95 %) but you never hear it . Every 1 in the world is fucking winning . This is so funny that stupid mentality . Next thing you know is that they are broke on their trip to vegas and don't got money to pay for the rent next month . Thats just ego licking (or gambling problems) :) . People should just admit they are loosing .

My friend got a "private illegal casino" where the employes of the local casino go play (they don't have the right to play at the own casino). Everybody gets out of there happy but the house ALWAYS win even with players that know exactly what they are doing .

Tourney tonight at ChoicePoker DH - gonna be there?
Where were you losing...errr...playing last night? :winkwink:

Yeah DH and next time you wanna try to buy the pot with an 8 high... dont use my money lol!:glugglug

:1orglaugh :helpme

Slapity is the Poker terminator. I intimidate DH everytime!!!
Sally Ass

:ak47: :zzwhip

I have had a bad stretch at the tables myself this month. I was due for one though.

I love my poker, but online makes it just too easy sometimes.

agreed :thumbsup

Admit it, you enjoyed having your ass man-handled :P