joke time: Little David
 

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor,lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

Stunned, the teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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