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Mazer Rackus 01-26-2004 10:19 AM

Why would anyone knowingly drink Jack Daniel's?
 
It tastes like a waste water from a nuclear reactor.

woj 01-26-2004 10:22 AM

:eek7

Jamdin 01-26-2004 10:24 AM

You have never tasted real quality before then? JD is the best :thumbsup

Danny Dukes 01-26-2004 10:24 AM

I'm guessing to get drunk you ass.:Kissmy

Shok 01-26-2004 10:26 AM

It makes the voices go away

icedemon 01-26-2004 10:28 AM

Cause it gets you drunk faster than beer:glugglug

stevo 01-26-2004 10:28 AM

I guess you better stick to your Smirnoff Ice? :winkwink:

JFK 01-26-2004 10:30 AM

You better not say that out too loud, Hank Mr Skin maybee listening :1orglaugh

Morgan 01-26-2004 10:31 AM

Cuz one man's trash is another man's treasure. They've been successful since 1866 so they must be doing something right.

Sexy Rex 01-26-2004 10:32 AM

It's not great, but at least you know what you're drinking and you can find it all over the world :)

Nikoleta 01-26-2004 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
It tastes like a waste water from a nuclear reactor.
:BangBang:

Buff 01-26-2004 10:33 AM

JD&Coke is a man's drink.

Vic Lagina 01-26-2004 10:37 AM

Sure their are finer bourbons and whiskies out there. I drink Maker's Mark, but Jack does just fine...

Sosa 01-26-2004 10:38 AM

Jack is fucking great. Don't mix, just have it straight

volante 01-26-2004 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
They've been successful since 1866 so they must be doing something right.
http://www.thewhiskystore.de/buecher...s/mm_1_e_2.jpg
http://www.tullamoredew.com/images/frontpage_01.jpg
http://www.bushmills.com/images/Black%20Bush.gif

If it ain't Irish it ain't worth it. JD is paintstripper by comparason...

detoxed 01-26-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vic Lagina
Sure their are finer bourbons and whiskies out there. I drink Maker's Mark, but Jack does just fine...
fine, just fine.

irishfury 01-26-2004 10:46 AM

:Graucho

Quote:

Originally posted by volante

http://www.thewhiskystore.de/buecher...s/mm_1_e_2.jpg
http://www.tullamoredew.com/images/frontpage_01.jpg
http://www.bushmills.com/images/Black%20Bush.gif

If it ain't Irish it ain't worth it. JD is paintstripper by comparason...


StacyCat 01-26-2004 02:09 PM

I like Jack.

I actually prefer the 40 year old Seagrams that I have :Graucho

makefuckingmoney 01-26-2004 02:19 PM

If I feel really trendy..i order a jack and diet!

DTK 01-26-2004 02:21 PM

What Volante said :thumbsup

Rictor 01-26-2004 02:22 PM

I like Crown.

MattO 01-26-2004 02:24 PM

Spoken like a true Zima aficionado

blazin 01-26-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
JD&Coke is a man's drink.
Thats a girls drink. Whats with the coke? :)

tranza 01-26-2004 02:25 PM

I like JD cowboy...

JerseyPuma 01-26-2004 02:28 PM

Definitely a much bigger fan of the Irish whiskeys. Not to knock bourbons, I just enjoy some Jameson's or Bushmills much more. Any other Irish fans that can recommend some higher end whiskeys that I can get here in the states? I have been buying Jameson's 12 year lately and like it a lot, but it cant hurt to try something new...

Joe Citizen 01-26-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
JD&Coke is a man's drink.
Coke?

PUSSY!

Evil1 01-26-2004 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
Jack is fucking great. Don't mix, just have it straight
Yeah, I did that straight thing once, a lot of it, puked up blood. now I cant even smell the shit without gagging.

Doesnt matter, I liked tequila better anyway!

Magnus 01-26-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

If it ain't Irish it ain't worth it. JD is paintstripper by comparason...
Well Irish Whiskey and Bourbon are like mustard and peanut butter..they are not even remotely the same or made with the same ingredients or the same way. You can't compare the two.

Tala 01-26-2004 02:59 PM

What's funny is Jack Daniels is made in Lynchburg, TN, which is a town in a dry county. No alocohol is permitted to be bought, sold, or served in that particular county. :glugglug

KC 01-26-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
It tastes like a waste water from a nuclear reactor.
To get wasted!

Lonny 01-26-2004 03:41 PM

I perfer black bush over jd myself anyday.

Quote:

Originally posted by volante

http://www.bushmills.com/images/Black%20Bush.gif
If it ain't Irish it ain't worth it. JD is paintstripper by comparason...


TheEnforcer 01-26-2004 04:48 PM

hehehe. I don't drink Jack Daniels anymore cause I drank a liter bottle myself straight one night when I was like 15 or 16 years old! :( :throwup

beemk 01-26-2004 04:50 PM

different strokes for different folks

flashfire 01-26-2004 04:51 PM

I love JD

StuartD 01-26-2004 04:51 PM

I like having breath that you can set on fire.

HarlotCash Dyker 01-26-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante

http://www.thewhiskystore.de/buecher...s/mm_1_e_2.jpg
http://www.tullamoredew.com/images/frontpage_01.jpg
http://www.bushmills.com/images/Black%20Bush.gif

If it ain't Irish it ain't worth it. JD is paintstripper by comparason...

I like both whiskey and whisky (But in neither case am I talking about common "blends" designed for mass sales -

As for JD - That stuff is 100% fucking puke - Totally classless shite

weaselbrains 01-31-2004 07:00 AM

These guys I know just played at the Big Day Out (Music Festival) here in Melbourne. and had to drive from Sydney.

Jack Daniel's gave them a bus with a driver. It was covered with Jack Daniel's logos etc - but it had beds and couches and kitchen and stuff. It was total luxury for them.

The JD folks asked if they liked Jack Daniel's and they said they don't drink it. So they gave them a bunch of cartons for free.

I'd drink it all day if it was free.

corporate rock forever!

Raf1 01-31-2004 08:04 AM

I love whiskey witj coke. JD is pretty good :winkwink:

VeriSexy 01-31-2004 08:10 AM

Jack Daniel's with Coke rocks :thumbsup

JunkyardDog 01-31-2004 09:34 AM

It definitely is some harsh shit. Its really the only liquor I avoid when possible.

AndrewKanuck 01-31-2004 09:35 AM

http://www.andrewkavanaugh.ca/img/jackdaniels.jpg

mardigras 01-31-2004 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer
hehehe. I don't drink Jack Daniels anymore cause I drank a liter bottle myself straight one night when I was like 15 or 16 years old! :( :throwup
LOL! Similar story... When I was 17 just 3 weeks after graduation I went into the navy. Some friends slipped me 3 pints of JD before I left. Keep in mind that prior to this the only alcohol I had ever consumed was a sneaked beer or 2... My dad & stepmom lived in the city I processed in so they came to visit me at the motel and we mixed 1 of them with Pepsi's from the soda machine and I had a scotch and water (my dad's favorite at the time) before they left. The only thing I can tell you about the rest of the evening is that I saw my first porno film that night at a theater across the street and woke up on the floor by the bed in the motel room (by someone banging on the doors yelling it was time to get ready for the bus), apparently having heaved all over the place (or maybe that was whoever helped me finish off the 2 other bottles, because they were sure empty!:glugglug)

I got to enjoy my very first airplane flight with my very first (and most massive ever) hangover:1orglaugh

To this day even the smell of JD makes me woozy:Oh crap

Trax 01-31-2004 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
http://www.andrewkavanaugh.ca/img/jackdaniels.jpg
:1orglaugh

CDSmith 01-31-2004 10:47 AM

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/crownroyal.jpg">

anything else is just
river piss


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