Now THIS is some gross shit
 

"choosing a butt hand

One of the less picturesque but necessary steps in having anal sex is deciding which hand you will use to loosen up the sphincter of your partner.

The best way I've found to select a butt hand is to think about which hand you use to cover your mouth when you sneeze, and then use the other hand. You want to avoid any reflex that may involve touching your face or your partner's face with those fingers. Cleanliness is a good thing."


Hahahahaha.. too much :1orglaugh

great minds think alike
thats the EXACT one i was gonna quote, but im high and got distracted


too fucking funny

It's all good. Just loosen it with your tongue.

A2M4L

that's nothing, someone posted a link here a while back detailing gay fist sex. very nasty.

good grief! where DO u find these things jim?

OUCH!
A dick is one thing, but two arms?
NO WAY!

As my followers know, you don't debone a chicken by ripping into it with a butcher knife; the end product is much more appealing when time and care are taken, and your guests will appreciate it so much more.

now thats nasty

:eek7

That's a funny shit :1orglaugh

holy crap heh

Why were you looking at in in the first place???

i like to be able to control not shitting on my self pretty much on a regular basis and i just dont think a hand and an arm are going to help to much.

Juck:helpme

Jim, ICQ me at 9078231.

:glugglug

cant even open those links.....you should know what to expect...LOL