now this is some crazy shit
 

Went out for a putt today and went to a bar that I used to spend a lot of time at, and my old buddy Norm who has worked there for 27+ years was there, so we got to talking about the old days, and some of the people from our past.

So he brings up Fireman Al, who recently passed away from Parkinsons. Well Al had hooked up with this chick, Indian Debbie.

Turns out Debbie was 1/12 Indian from this tribe in MN, and as a result came into a little money because her tribe had some casinos.

So, how much does she get for being 1/12 Indian? Oh, about $800,000 a month!

uh that doesn't sound true

well, Norm isn't really in the habit of lying. But I haven't seen the checks myself.

I live pretty close to a Native American tribe. 90% of them don't do jack shit except sit there and wait for their first of the month checks, and the 10th of them month when their debt card gets filled again by the gov so they can go buy food. Fucking pisses me off.

I feel so bad for killing off their ancestors.

Sucks to be Al.