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$5 submissions 01-23-2004 04:40 PM

Do you Need Short Text Descriptions for Sponsor Hosted Galleries?
 
Hit me on ICQ, we have a sale going on for packs of 1000 or more. PENNIES EACH. Accurate descriptions. Grammatically correct. Most importantly, designed to maximize clicks!

$5 submissions 01-23-2004 07:23 PM

BUMP

RRRED 01-23-2004 07:25 PM

I honestly think that is the brightest idea ever. Text descriptions are tough when you have to do them in the hundreds or thousands at a time.

When I made up all the shit in our members areas, I went out to dinner and felt like everyone was staring at me :helpme

maxjohan 01-23-2004 07:26 PM

If I had some money then I had hired $5 for a month and made him write some heavy texts..put them on domains and make some great $ money from SE's.

:glugglug

Carrie 01-23-2004 08:05 PM

I have an even better idea that I'll throw out because I have no desire to do it myself, LOL
-write a list of text descriptions for each sponsor with HG, including the gallery URL
-sell the damn list for $X each, sorted by sponsor. keep it updated to the date that the list is bought, after that if someone wants to update because the sponsor has added 200 more galleries, charge 'em if you want
-all the webmaster has to do is do a find/replace to stick in their ID and they're good to go.

I'd pay someone $5 to $10 per sponsor for this, and the person selling it would only have to do each one once (and then keep it updated). Who fucking cares if everyone has the same text descriptions? Like they don't all have the same galleries and submitted text descriptions now anyway?

Call it a Pre-Pack or something. If you're a Lightspeed affiliate, you get the Lightspeed Pre-Pack. (Pre-Packaged hosted galleries with text list.) If you're a Silvercash affiliate, you get the Silvercash Pre-Pack. Or both. Yadda yadda.

Why someone hasn't done this yet confuses me. I guess no one wants to sit around writing descriptions for thousands upon thousands of galleries... gee, uhh... like me! :)

Edit: Hey $5 if you guys end up doing this, I'd be happy to take $1 per Pre-Pack for the idea :P

RRRED 01-23-2004 08:10 PM

Go for it Carrie! I'll buy it :)

Quotealex 01-23-2004 08:24 PM

I would have bought some but I don't use ICQ nor Paypal.

- AFN - 01-23-2004 09:05 PM

Looks really good! These are a bitch to write and they are boooooooooooooooooooooring to do but have to be done right.

I'd use a script but that results in more work than doing it by hand.

Good service!

reynold 01-26-2004 12:24 AM

How much for 10,000 sponsor hosted galleries? I'll need this for a trade specific TGP.

Manowar 01-26-2004 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
I have an even better idea that I'll throw out because I have no desire to do it myself, LOL
-write a list of text descriptions for each sponsor with HG, including the gallery URL
-sell the damn list for $X each, sorted by sponsor. keep it updated to the date that the list is bought, after that if someone wants to update because the sponsor has added 200 more galleries, charge 'em if you want
-all the webmaster has to do is do a find/replace to stick in their ID and they're good to go.

I'd pay someone $5 to $10 per sponsor for this, and the person selling it would only have to do each one once (and then keep it updated). Who fucking cares if everyone has the same text descriptions? Like they don't all have the same galleries and submitted text descriptions now anyway?

Call it a Pre-Pack or something. If you're a Lightspeed affiliate, you get the Lightspeed Pre-Pack. (Pre-Packaged hosted galleries with text list.) If you're a Silvercash affiliate, you get the Silvercash Pre-Pack. Or both. Yadda yadda.

Why someone hasn't done this yet confuses me. I guess no one wants to sit around writing descriptions for thousands upon thousands of galleries... gee, uhh... like me! :)

Edit: Hey $5 if you guys end up doing this, I'd be happy to take $1 per Pre-Pack for the idea :P


I am currently working on just this thing for Nastydollars / Medium Pimpin / Silvercash.

reynold 01-26-2004 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar



I am currently working on just this thing for Nastydollars / Medium Pimpin / Silvercash.

I think $5 Submissions already offers these packs for dirt cheap. Get on his ICQ list when he makes UPDATED announcements for new packs.

reynold 01-27-2004 03:45 AM

Hey $5 can you post the new packs' sponsors ?

Fletch XXX 01-27-2004 03:48 AM

i will lick peoples stamps for 25 cents a dozen.

Dawgy 01-27-2004 04:16 AM

im definitely interested. i need 1000s of hosted galleries with good descriptions

reynold 01-27-2004 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
im definitely interested. i need 1000s of hosted galleries with good descriptions
You may want to ICQ Mr. $5 then

Krille 01-27-2004 04:25 AM

I'll buy them and sell here for half price, any takers?

- Jesus Christ - 01-27-2004 04:28 AM

I am looking for somone to type out descriptions for say.. 1000 paysites. Like the title and a then 5-6 sentances (could be just the text that is displayed on the sites tour). Like...

Butt Munchers

Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha sdfsdfsdf sdfdf blha.

How much would it cost me to have that done 1000 times?

reynold 01-27-2004 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I am looking for somone to type out descriptions for say.. 1000 paysites. Like the title and a then 5-6 sentances (could be just the text that is displayed on the sites tour). Like...

Butt Munchers

Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha blha. Butmuchnmcers is the blha lbha blha sdfsdfsdf sdfdf blha.

How much would it cost me to have that done 1000 times?

Hmmmm do you need the niche spelled out? Need highlights? Is "hyped" okay? or do you need it "objective"?

Odin 01-27-2004 04:49 AM

Nice deal you have going there. Hosted gallery descriptions are a great product to sell, and I know that peronsally, I spent a few hundred dollars getting mind written up. I will check you out in future, when I need some updates.

:thumbsup

- Jesus Christ - 01-27-2004 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold


Hmmmm do you need the niche spelled out? Need highlights? Is "hyped" okay? or do you need it "objective"?

Hyped would be fine (generallyh I've jsut been using the stuff from the tour graphics about what they site contains). And no I could do the nich sorting ECT myself. I just dont want to have to do the tedious typing of each websites discription... LIke I would jsut provide a big ass text file of urls and would want back a big ass text file file with the name/descriptions

OzMan84 01-27-2004 04:55 AM

sounds real good, ive got just under 1k so ill be hitting you up soon:winkwink:

bluff 02-06-2004 07:38 PM

Is this still available? I need quite a bit.


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