So I was sitting at a booth with Wesley Snipes and John Mayer last night...
 

And that fucker Denzel Washington came and hung out with us. He's a nice guy and all and usually I don't mind him but I hate it when he comes around because it's really really really hard to get the women's attention with him sitting next to you.

Me, Wesley, John, and other major money guys were completely eclipsed by that guy.

It just goes to show, no matter how well you do or how many women you can score with there's always someone that is doing better than you.

We kept trying to get him to go to a party in the lower section of the bar 'cause this hot group of chicks from Paris that were talking to us were completely starstruck. The bastard!

:thumbsup