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Here it is... Banners for a buck!
Well I have til monday at noon to come up with the money to keep me online.
I have spent the last few days building and submitting my ass off. if this work does pay, there is no way the checks will be here in time to pay the bills. This is what I'm asking from you... I am willing to do quality timely work. I can produce some nice GENERAL banners and buttons. This is what I am offering in return for your help to keep me connected to the online community. 120X60 static = $1 120X60 anim. = $2 468X60 static = $5 468X60 anim. = $10 under 450X450 single image FPA/HPA =$20... multi-image (sliced) = $25 over 450X450 single image FPA/HPA = $30... multi-image (sliced) = $40 Also, gallery and freesite templates can be negotiated. Contact me if you are willing to help. work is guaranteed, samples via ICQ, what do you want for a buck anyway? They will definately be worth the prices shown. ICQ: 270731647 Email: [email protected] (not taking chances of getting spammed ungodly) Donations are welcome. Thanx for your time and consideration. I love this job too much to be flushed out by a telephone company. TO THE FLAMERS... Fuck you first, hehe, flame away. |
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It says... samples via ICQ... so get on the horn!
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what did the phone company do?
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so, what did the phone company do?
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yeah, why the desparate situation?
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Damn, this thread will cost you 10 cts in bw at most...you must be really short on cash.
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It's not the phone company that caused my problem, but the phone company is the effect of my problem.
The cause is my local bank... I had ordered a pizza, and the money was in there, but the phone company don't accept personal checks (prepaid jobbie) so I gave them my card number to get the money electronically, and they did, and my banks ONLINE balance wasn't the same as the TRUE balance. and I had $350 being wired from my paypal account, and wouldn't you know, that check for the pizza had slipped through, the one day between the phone taking thier money, and the wire making it into my account. Cool, a bounced check, I THOUGHT I had protection, but apparently I was a few days before hitting the minimum required signup time to be eligible for protection. A bad check is alright, only $23 and the $13.88 for the pizza, but they ran it through twice, cause according to my ONLINE banking, it said the check went through. When I found out it bounced again, I started getting pissed... Then the credit agency got the check, I thought cool. As long as they have it, no more bouncing... WRONG They want the money, plus $25... All in all that pizza has costed over $100 Fighting with this bank, and the phone company, and sales being low, I have been set back. The Kicker... Last week My PC crashed, and I have not been able to get it going, all my stuff is on there, I have some stuff on back up, but not the most recent... Got the mac going temporary, had to get some software to work with, so I was not able to get shit done for a week 1/2... and this is the WORST time this could happen. Hope that sums it up for ya... There is more, but that is the basics. |
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I had a check or two come in, but signed them and gave them to my landlord for rent... most obstacles are taken care of, the phone bill and a few more bucks to keep the lights on is all thats left. Now that I'm online, I will be able to get these checks coming in again. Just not before the deadline that would cause me to not be able to work towards these checks, so The phone comes first. I already begged them for an extension, and monday at noon is it for me. |
I might need some work done but in the mean time, I can get ALL of your stuff back from the windows PC, so long as you didn't tuch anything. I can get 99% as long as you just formatted or fdisked but didn't actually write anything to it I can get 98% of what you really need back so long as you only reinstalled windows and so basically haven't touch the outer portion of the platters yet, where your most resent data is being stored.
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I am almost at my monthly limit of 30gigs, and OBVIOUSLY can't afford overages. |
well, your intense poverty is sure making a great opportunity for people who need banners. Assuming you do good work. I havent looked cause i didnt want to be responsible for you living on the street.
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Dude without joking, instead of posting here why arent you fucking working at mac donalds or another shitty job. Even that has more dignity than begging on gfy for dollars.
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Hey Hun,
Could you possible make me a sexy logo for my website www.heatherhamptons.com What are your rates for logo's? |
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Everybody wants to be self employed, very few can. |
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Years ago when i didnt work on the web i had the shittiest jobs. I fucking worked in factory's cleaning machines just to be able to pay my rent and go to school. I worked 15 hours a day if needed.
It makes me sick to see people like this begging for a few bucks on gfy. Unless you are in a fucking wheelchair i see no reason why you arent cleaning machines at this moment. Everybody who supports this guy should think twice. He's not worth it. |
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Yet hell, if he wishes to do banners, buttons, or blowjobs for that matter at a buck a piece that is his choice. If his work is up to par and someone needs cheap work done, or likes to take advantage of special circumstances so be it. I much rather see someone offering some kind of service instead of out right asking for handouts. |
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So do you wanna make me a logo? It needs to be large enough where I can use it on merchandise.
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Hi Heather,
Yes I would love to make you a logo. My work is guaranteed. Do you have ICQ? Or AIM? And the Ass of the bunch... I am NOT begging, I am simply offering you all a chance at a simple button or banner, or whatever. As I have already said in the first post... Fuck you in advance. To the others that have their orders placed, Thanx, I am sure you will be pleased with the work , especially for the price. |
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Buying a banner for cheap is helping yourself too. I will help him out. |
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I may have a job for you if you are still looking for work.
I have a very large list of terms and need certain groups of undesirable terms to be deleted from that list. |
Rictor... Fuck You too... my habits, health or the only thing that keeps me from going insane is really none of your business. Maybe you don't smoke, but you do have that one thing that keeps you going. Mine just happens to cost $1.26 a pack, and I can smoke on it for 3 days. I also save the butts, break them down 3 packs worth of butts will last me another day and a half, maybe two.
So you don't want any banners, and the chance to help out at the same time, oh well. I don't know you, and you are under no obligation to be my friend, so what. Many wouldn't even have the balls to post this type of personal stuff about themselves on ANY board, not to mention one that is as rough as GFY. I am fairly well known by many webmasters, I help anyone anytime, even if I don't know them. I don't care if they smoke, drink, or take it in the ass. I still help people. And think of this not only as helping me, but me helping you, You won't find buttons and banners this cheap anywhere else. Thanx for wasting my time. Heather, reason for my delay, Is that I already started working on orders. |
http, hit me up with an email with details, and how much you offer, a deadline date would be helpful too.
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Make me a free one...
After all I bought you a domain :winkwink: |
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Murderous ICQ me I have $10 with your name on it :Graucho
Im invisible...so just msg me and ill icq you back when I come out of the shower. |
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Oh and yes I am aim/aol my screen name there is HeatherHamptons Im on now if you wanna chat. |
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i see why the prices are so low
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stop making useless replies...
Yes he is short on money. Never hapened to you? praise yourself happy! He is trying to make his way out of this in a honest way. Take it or leave it! posts like "I can see why prices are low" just are useless... yes prices are low, yes the designs are not all that, but atleast he is trying to do something about it in a honest way. Show some f***ing respect. |
thanx dave...
That is not ALL I can do... those are my examples for the price range specified... I said from post 1 that these were going to be GENERAL designs, nothing fancy, a quick way to get a recip for your TGP for a buck. That's it... nothing more. More detail = more money, it is negotiable. Thanx for the kind words guys, you are all so nice. And I mean that to some of you, you know who you are. Thanx :) |
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