it's a nightmare! i'm at this girls house
 

I'm a two hour drive from home to meet this girl from the internet. Her apartment is roach infested and stinks. She has two cats with the litter box and the WET cat food in the middle of the living room.

I was gonna stay over here the night but i can't because I don't want to carry any roaches home. I've already drank brandy so now i gotta sober up after the pizza is here and drive two hours home.

this sucks ass...her ass is flat as a board...now i know why she only took pics from the midchest up...

I can't wait till the pizza and chicken wings gets here..i'm starving....and i'm stuck in the middle of the hood.

But did ya hit it?

Post pics hehe

Make sure to remember that roaches can get out of her vagina and/or rectum as well. You don't want eggs up your dick. Trust me. They could grow inside it and you will need surgery. One of my friend got cockroach eggs from a girl and his bed was infested with roaches the night after. The source of infection was his dick. He needed a surgery to kill the eggs.

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I feel for ya brotha! Too many times Ive met broads online who didnt quite live up to their profile, and then you get to the house and it looks like a damn crackhouse! I say you hit those real quick, then get the fuck out before them roaches get loc'd out and decide to rob your ass!

If the apartment smells bad, be careful going "downstairs"... it's probably just as bad :helpme

good luck with that

You should always be weary of girls who only show photos from the waist up. 9 times out of 10 they are hiding something unattractive. :1orglaugh

i couldnt agree more

dammm that sucks
next time have here do a panaromic photo set of the apt.
including the ass

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god I hope you're kidding....

Do some of your girls accept food coupons for payment sometimes? I was in this small as geto town and wanted to try and pay the girls with diapers and formula since they all had babies.

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You should post a sample pic of yourself. For demonstration purposes only of course. :winkwink:

I am not kidding, I saw the dead roaches and I brought him back from the hospital.

you will make me cry ! I'm laughing so much right now . Tell me this is true and give me the phone # of the guy !!!

Just don't go . make her brush her theets then suck your dick then leave the spot. Especially if her ass is flat

fo'real.... oh HELL NO

Just don't be a geek and don't get your girls from the internet . You should be able to talk to a person like you would talk to that person LIVE . People are loosing it . Just go out and practice, nothing can really happen ... If she don't like you then move on and go see another one.

make sure you tap that ass before you go :winkwink:

good luck:thumbsup

:disgust :repuke yeah Im going to get sick....

This is GHETTO . You mean at the stripclub or hoes ? I just see the old grimey guy comming in the club with a box of diapers !

yeah tap that ass to see if roaches come out....

thats seriously fucked up

Anywhere you can get away with it man.

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I know, this is seriously fucked up. I didn't believe him until I saw it with my own eyes (the roaches, not his dick) He told me that he was taking 4-5 showers a day after the surgery and he bought a new bed and bed sheets. He became "insectophobic" ( I don't know the term ) after the incident.

Just checked, Entomophobia is the fear of insects.. So he became Entomophobic. hahaha

New niche? "Roach Romp"

Sample pic for one Mr. AaronM:

http://ampcontent.com/boardpics/Tummy1.jpg

LOL...Me thinks I had that pic already. :1orglaugh

Okay how about this one:

http://ampcontent.com/boardpics/blacklace.jpg

Too many clothes. Try again. :Graucho

that one worked just fine for me thanks

Great pic :thumbsup

Nice :-)

That's the most disturbing thing I've heard in years. Good god...

So the internet is your only life link? Tell her you need to get another cable out of the car and get out of there. Throw the pizza to her, the wings to the roaches, and get out alive.

thanks for making me feel better about my day. so glad i'm not u. lol

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Thank you!! :)

Goddamn that is fantastic.

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do not wait to eat. run. get out of there now before you carry something home other than roaches

yeah no shit


RUN BVF RUN !

That's one powerful camel toe! :1orglaugh

jk

that's an X-Files house

Why did you go into the house, let alone start drinking there? God knows if her dishes are actually clean. Just say "Hey, why don't we go out tonight? I don't want to make any more dishes for you to clean."

AND GET OUT. Make out in the car if you have to, but don't go into the house.

She won't let me post the pics of her and the 7 girl orgy. :(

QUOTE]this sucks ass...her ass is flat as a board...now i know why she only took pics from the midches up...[/QUOTE]

Invasion of the flat booty beeyatches...I didn't know "NASSATALL" existed in the hood:eek7

Is she white dawg, And what kinda hood are you in, Is it the bue where barbie and ken reside...?

Hell I feel for ya bruh...I've got a simple solution for you tho'..."STOP MEETIN' HO'S OFF THE NET...!"

But if you must do it anyway try Blackplanet.com and have the ho fire up her webcam with ID in hand so that way at least you can see what you're gettin' before you make that kinda drive...

Don't trip the shit happened to me before too...Bitch said she was 5'7 and 118lbs...Shiiiiiaaaat not even in her wildest dreams, bitch was mo' like 4'8 and 250lbs...Needless to say I just drove by her like I was a lost tourist...:warning

Should always meet them at a coffee shop first. Then you can make an easy getaway!

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NEVER POST THAT PIC!!!! :winkwink:

ok i'm back. I had to drive those two hours. I was frozen to the bone because I had my window down while driving. I left my coat and my backpack in the car to freeze out any little critters overnight. Check out these roaches eating the cat doodoo under the sink.
http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/misc/roaches.jpg