What makes cum taste better?
 

What to eat/drink that will make cum taste better? serious responses please.

i've heard pineapple makes it sweet.

someone complained about you cum's taste ?

yes
pine apples

tell your homo lover to eat less salt

The bad news is that alcohol makes your cum taste bad.

eat lot's of celery-
true story

Did a lot of research on the subject- Celery and Pine apple are considered the two best foods that can alter the taste- it won't flavor it however it just deadens it.

I hear beer takes the "edge" off the taste, whatever that means :eek7

Mangos have always worked for me :2 cents:

Seriously, i've had a few babes swallow my cum, and all said it tasted a bit sweet.. I'm not eating anything special for it really.

I did a bit of googling for ya, and read that there are some kind of pills on the market that can make it more sweet. Haven't found a link somewhere that actually sells it though. Google a bit more, and you might find some places that are selling these kind of pills.

am i the only one that LIKES it when they choke on it?

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Sounds like you need some of this

:eek7

Didn't get that one either.

I'm a fan of lots and lots of beer every week, and still everytime someone gobbles on my love stick it tastes very sweet (at least, thats what they tell me :D )

Had some good replies, but you all missed the best thing.

HONEY

Nothing to beat it, if you can eat it straight. The look on the girls face is enough to make it worth while.

Avoid, anything hot, salty or acidic.

You are what you eat or should that be who you eat.

Chloroform works best for me

Ick

eat less meat and drink less bear

eat more pineapples and oranges
and girls will be not dissapointed

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This is the first time I heard of this one. Pineapple is what I was always told:glugglug

drink lots of water and eat lots of vegetables.
at least that's what my ex told me.

yup, I made the mistake of telling that to a group of friends once and now everytime we go out to eat someone makes a pineapple joke :helpme

A little tabasco down the pee hole should do the trick...

totally!!!

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There's always pineapple juice in my fridge for my man uh and me :Graucho Yes, it definently works!

You've "heard".. come on kris.. you konw from personal experience :winkwink:

As one of the things I cover in my "How to Make Your Own Adult Film" for the San Diego and LA learning Annex classes, the porn girls and swinging wives usually push for us to drink pineapple juice or eat a lot of celery.

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eat Broccoli and you'll make her happy

i think mine was sweeter after eating a peace of cheescake but maybe it was something else i ate not sure

Put the cock down your throat when your boyfriend cums and you won't taste it.

Raspberries

Hey dude!

Drink a half litre of orangejuice 12 hour before and I promise you that the bitch will blow u like craaazy.

promise!

Don´t forget to say thanks to me after the action!

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is this based from experience?

squirt some ketchup down her throat simultaneously

Pineapple Juice or Chocolate will do the trick. There are also pills called Sweetums, or something like that, to help change the taste.:winkwink:

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GARLIC! :winkwink:

shoot i had a list somewhere that i saw in the dutch playboy yrs ago and its kinda true dont do anything spicy no indian food forget bout fish no shrimps etc and above all no stupid yummy liquids like strawberry blowjob fluids they suck are sticky and taste horrible acc to my gf

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Also eat less red meats if you want better tasting cum

i guess i should stick to relying on the size of my meat stick to avoid disappointing girls... im sure as hell not gonna stop eating meat or drinking beer ;P