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Rictor 01-20-2004 11:05 PM

What are you getting your woman for Valentine's Day?
 
Anything special or are you going with the old standbys of chocolate and roses?

fuzebox 01-20-2004 11:07 PM

The usual: Flowers, nice dinner, crazy sex.

Spunky 01-20-2004 11:08 PM

I'll let her be on top for once :glugglug

Misty Kristy 01-20-2004 11:09 PM

Don't know yet... getting guys gifts for Valentines is always so hard. For women it's easy, like fuzebox said, dinner flowers and sex. I'll probably just get him some cologne or something.

BIG Movie List 01-20-2004 11:09 PM

i'll go down on her.
plus tickets to a boyz ii men concert.

Misty Kristy 01-20-2004 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
i'll go down on her.
plus tickets to a boyz ii men concert.

I LOVE boyz 2 men!!!

"Although we've come, to the eeeend oooof the rooooad, still I caaan't leeet gooo.." lol

Sosa 01-20-2004 11:24 PM

boyz 2 men are still alive?

acctman 01-20-2004 11:35 PM

anal eaze

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-20-2004 11:36 PM

Humm not really thought about that yet...

You some sorta pussy? Its only January...

MetaMan 01-20-2004 11:40 PM

a suitcase and a 1 way plane ticket. :1orglaugh

no but probly like a teddy bear or something like that.

JDog 01-20-2004 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Misty Kristy


I LOVE boyz 2 men!!!

"Although we've come, to the eeeend oooof the rooooad, still I caaan't leeet gooo.." lol

I was just listening to that song today! :Graucho

I just got the cd again, boyz II men "II"! Great fucking CD!

jDoG

PersianKitty 01-20-2004 11:41 PM

::sigh:: yet another Valentine's Day with no man to spoil rotten.

com 01-20-2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::sigh:: yet another Valentine's Day with no man to spoil rotten.
no why do i find that hard to beleive?

dotwind 01-20-2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::sigh:: yet another Valentine's Day with no man to spoil rotten.
Can I be your man..??

I am cuddly :)

Ben-MensNiche 01-20-2004 11:44 PM

a gag and some handcuffs! :1orglaugh

BIG Movie List 01-20-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
boyz 2 men are still alive?
i think the one that doesn't sing is dead.

CDSmith 01-20-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
You some sorta pussy? Its only January...
ha ha :thumbsup


The more important question is,
who's lowering the pimp hand on their woman on Valentines day?<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/asspaddlin.gif"> :Graucho

rip raster 01-20-2004 11:47 PM

Screw Valentine's Day...Romance is DEAD:moon



Rip

Paul Markham 01-20-2004 11:47 PM

I was thinking about a 3some but that is too normal. :Graucho

How about I take her to Thailand for it?

Rictor 01-20-2004 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::sigh:: yet another Valentine's Day with no man to spoil rotten.
It's supposed to be the other way around. Real men don't give a shit about this holiday except for pleasing their lady. You can come join me for a Valentine's Day threesome if you want.

gornyhuy 01-21-2004 12:37 AM

This:
http://www.bungeesex.com/16.jpg

Its already here, just need to secretly install an eyehook in the ceiling! She's gonna love it... :)

CDSmith 01-21-2004 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
http://www.bungeesex.com/16.jpg
That guy looks like the principal from "Saved by the bell"

gornyhuy 01-21-2004 12:39 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thank GOD he doesn't come with the package...

Mr. Belding right?

railz 01-21-2004 12:40 AM

I love the padding in the suspension rope so you don't get a black eye in the heat of the moment.

Me, like most single guys will be shunning Valentines for the commericalized, hyped-up and crazy holiday it is. Who needs a special day to buy gifts for your loved one?

(mutter mutter, not bitter I promise, grunt mutter :))

gornyhuy 01-21-2004 12:40 AM

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/.../mrbelding.jpg

Dead on....:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 01-21-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
I love the padding in the suspension rope so you don't get a black eye in the heat of the moment.

Me, like most single guys will be shunning Valentines for the commericalized, hyped-up and crazy holiday it is. Who needs a special day to buy gifts for your loved one?

(mutter mutter, not bitter I promise, grunt mutter :))

:1orglaugh
Its actually a ripstop nylon sheath so if you bottom out on the bungee cord it will catch your weight so you don't over stretch the bungee or smack the ground or anything... can't wait for the tantric-like hours of 'weightless' sex marathons that will be coming up... :glugglug

railz 01-21-2004 12:46 AM

So you got two?

Now that would be fun. Add a couple of padded battons and you could do a twisted version of "American Gladiator"

laura99 01-21-2004 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


It's supposed to be the other way around. Real men don't give a shit about this holiday except for pleasing their lady. You can come join me for a Valentine's Day threesome if you want.

You are getting me PK for Valentine's Day? But, I don't want to share her and you can't come/cum ;)

I got my PT Cruiser for Valentines Day last year, don't think you could top that unless you tell me we are moving to Florida. This weather sucks ass.

Valentine's Day is on a Saturday this year, that kinda sucks. It will be busy everywhere, busier than normal. Guess I'll have to settle for a gift ;)

gornyhuy 01-21-2004 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
So you got two?

Now that would be fun. Add a couple of padded battons and you could do a twisted version of "American Gladiator"

LOL... no. That would be pretty crazy I guess. More like ThunderDome than Gladiator.

Unfortunately only one person gets to be 'weightless' at at time. But imagine the possibilities:
-hovering a pussy an inch above your face
-bouncing her up and down on the cock
-spinning her around on your dick
-floating 69
-etc etc etc.

EZRhino 01-21-2004 12:50 AM

Absolutly nothing ............ I'm all about the romance :thumbsup :glugglug

railz 01-21-2004 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy


LOL... no. That would be pretty crazy I guess. More like ThunderDome than Gladiator.

Unfortunately only one person gets to be 'weightless' at at time. But imagine the possibilities:
-hovering a pussy an inch above your face
-bouncing her up and down on the cock
-spinning her around on your dick
-floating 69
-etc etc etc.

- using the harness to shoot water baloons to the other side of the planet?

FUN!

CDSmith 01-21-2004 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
mr Belding right?
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/.../mrbelding.jpg

Dead on....:1orglaugh

Yup, that's the guy. I knew he was a perv.

Vitasoy 01-21-2004 02:14 AM

flowers and white chocolate :)

skrog 01-21-2004 02:32 AM

My dick

Rorschach 01-21-2004 02:38 AM

I thought I wouldn't beat her that day.

Hustlin Entertainment 01-21-2004 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::sigh:: yet another Valentine's Day with no man to spoil rotten.
I'm single if you want to be my sugar mama.

beemk 01-21-2004 02:52 AM

same thing i got her last year... NOTHING! which woman you talking about though?

SomeCreep 01-21-2004 02:54 AM

dunno, I still owe her a christmas present so that'll come first.

adamneve 01-21-2004 02:55 AM

haven't thought about it yet, but now that you mentioned it
i'll start working on something romantic

valley hina 01-21-2004 03:05 AM

i want to get my sweetie something special guys are so hard to buy gifts for

WiredGuy 01-21-2004 09:55 AM

Probably flowers and chocolates, I'm the romantic type :)
WG

Tala 01-21-2004 10:00 AM

I have the most unromatic husband in the world, so I'm probably not going to get much of anything.

I'll make him a lovely dinner or something nice like that. He likes that sort of thing.


For my girl, I think I'll do a nice heart-shaped pattern in ribbon and needle work on her back. :)

SNG 01-21-2004 10:02 AM

The new machine :feels-hot

Axzar 01-21-2004 10:11 AM

Set her up with some sexprops, by God!

She will love em, so will you.

I have been with these guys for a week..got my free set yesterday. The are unreal great!

Plus, you can use them for a good free-weight workout too.

Tell her they are part of the next new workout craze, but heck they look pretty cool to have sex on.

Enjoy your day!

I am going to get my wife a weekend at the jacuzzi cabin in the woods.

LeeNoga 01-21-2004 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::sigh:: yet another Valentine's Day with no man to spoil rotten.
Welp, I recently fell in love with a woman a couple of months ago, and I would have swore that to be impossible, so hang in there PK, I am sure the straight world is no different...

Time alone is nothing but a test, the big event is right around the corner :-))

Shok 01-21-2004 10:26 AM

I'm taking her to Europe

axelcat 01-21-2004 10:30 AM

Im going to stick to tradition and get roses and sweet choclate

Paul Waters 01-21-2004 10:46 AM

I will be out of town on business.

I am thinking of getting her a couple of college studs to show her a good time.

Sosa 01-21-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
I will be out of town on business.

I am thinking of getting her a couple of college studs to show her a good time.

LOL! :1orglaugh

Rictor 01-22-2004 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
I will be out of town on business.

I am thinking of getting her a couple of college studs to show her a good time.

Good man.


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